Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'" asked the lawyer.

Farmer Joe responded, "Well. I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favourite donkey Bessie into the... "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'". Farmer Joe said, "Well, I had just got Be...

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A Female Dwarf

Goes to the doctors and says "everytime it rains my Vagina hurts" The doctor has a good look at her lady garden and can't see anything that could cause it. He advises to come back on the next rainy day.

A few days later the dwarf is back at his office saying its raining and my vagina is hurti...

To all the people in Madrid that are hurting...

I feel your Spain.

My back has been hurting for a while now...

But I don't mind, it's spine.

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I recently started learning Morse code, but it's really hurting my sleep schedule

FUCK U TOO RAIN

I’ve just had my vaccine, but they administered it in my leg

My Pfizer hurting

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A Masochist asks a Sadist to Continue Hurting Him

A true sadist says "No!"

I just finished installing a 5G mast for the local area when this crazy lady runs out of the house and starts throwing bizarre accusations of how 5G is hurting people's health and what monsters we telecoms guys are. What a screwball!

4G must've fried her brain.

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Doctor, my butt hurt, what can I do?

-where specifically?

-it's in the entrance

-look ma'am, that's an exit, as long as you keep calling it and entrance it's gonna keep hurting

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Old Buddy Hackett Joke:

A very young amorous couple were walking through a cemetary and feeling frisky . So the woman lay down on a grave marker and they made love. A week later the woman's back is still hurting her , so she sees a doctor. The doctor tells her to disrobe, then tells her to turn around to examine her bac...

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Once there was a man with a 15 inch penis.

He absolutely hated it, because it was too big for any woman to handle. Every time he tried to have sex, he ended up accidentally hurting his partner.

One day he went to the witch at the edge of town and asked her to help him make it smaller. "I cannot do that," said the witch, "But I do know...

A man went to visit his doctor because his arm is hurting.

"Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?" the man pleads.

The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk.

"Hello, Doctor," says the arm. "Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I'm desperate!"

"Aha!'' says the doctor. ''I see the problem. You...

Why did the sheep keep hurting himself at the gym?

He had *baaaaaad* form.

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A man having trouble defecating went to see a doctor

Man : I can't do it without hurting myself.

Doctor : Well, I've got the perfect cure for you. But it must be inserted into your anus.

So the doctor did it.

Doctor : How do you feel?

Man : I feel great thanks.

Doctor : Ok, you have to do it again tonight before you ...

I ate a piece of fresh salmon that was marinated in vanilla and now my stomach is hurting....

I think I might have salmonilla.

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Jesus Christ is dying on the cross.....

His disciples are gathered around, crying. Peter looks up and notices that Jesus seems to be calling him, “Peter, come hither!”

Immediately Peter rushes over to the cross, only to be hit severely over the head by the roman guard. He gets on his feet again and wants to return to the other disc...

So which knee is hurting Walt?

Walt: “Disney”.

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