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Human Organ Jokes

Why are the brake discs of Miley Cyrus' car shaped like a human organ?

'cause nothing brakes like a heart.

Human organs are the opposite of old action figures

People pay a lot more for them once you take them out to the original packaging

I’m thinking about starting an underground business selling human organs...

It’s gonna take a lot of guts.

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3 men go to hell and Satan appears before them...

Satan says,"You boys have caught me in a good mood! I'm going to give you whatever you ask for. What would you like sir?"

Man number one steps up and says to Satan, "All I want is women."

Satan claps his hands, and a door appears which opens to reveal the most beautiful women the 7 C...

Odd jobs

John: Hey Peter, long time no see! How are you? What are you doing now?

Peter: Fine, fine. I sell human organs. You?

John: Dude, what the hell? Don't you have a heart?

Peter: Is that criticism or an order?

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