A jew and an American are on a train together. (Sorry for a possibly incorrect or missing flair, I can't flair for some reason)
The American has lots of food. Burgers as the main course, coca cola as the drink, and Twinkies for dessert. The jew has very little food, just some dried fish.
The jew tells the American: "You should give me your burgers and other food in exchange for my fish. It contains phosphorus ...
A teenager, who just turned 18, desperately wants a car.
His mother tells him to buy one himself. A chemistry student himself, he finds an effective money-making strategy. Every day, he would sell mixtures of Rhenium, Phosphorus, Osmium, and Tennessine, and he was earning a lot from the sales. Curious, his mother asks him about the mixtures.
A teenager wants to by a car
A teenager asks his mother to buy him a car. His mother tells him that he should get a job and buy it himself.
A brilliant idea came to the teenager’s head that day, since he loves chemistry so much he came up with the genius idea to sell a mixture of Rhenium, Phosphorus, Osmium, and Tenness...
In the year 2030,
In the year 2030, space travel was expanding more than ever, and life science was seeing new revolutions every few weeks. Inventions in robotics and engineering were being created almost daily. But this new world came with a downside, the amount of harsh chemicals in the air were causing cancer to d...
I became rich by selling fertilizer.
I have some very prosperous phosphorus.
Chemistry joke involving the alphabet
A B C D E F G H I J K Phosphorus Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Why is there a Phosphorus? Because its an EL EM EN TAL P!