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Did you hear Sodium attacked Chloride

Yeah, it was assault

A merchant told another "I'll trade you a barium atom and two sodiums for that weight measuring device."

"BaNaNa for scale?"

Why shouldn’t you throw sodium chloride at people?

Because it’s assalt!

Do you want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?


I was gonna tell you a joke about sodium.

But you’ll only take it for half a grain of salt.

I was going to make a joke about sodium...

...but I was like Na.

A Sodium atom walked into a Bar.

Bartender: How may I serve you today?
Sodium: Nothing special just the basic stuff
Bartender: OH...
Sodium: Yes.

>!NaOH is a Basic Chemical!<

A man ran up to a stranger and threw a handful of sodium chloride at them.

They got angry and said "Hey, that's assault".

12 atoms of sodium walk into a bar.

Followed by Batman.

I was gonna tell a joke about Sodium…

but I thought Na, people wouldn’t get it.

Which fish is made out of 2 atoms of sodium?


Someone just threw sodium hydroxide at me.

Actually, no they didn't. That's a lye.

A stranger attacked me with 1 triple A energizer and sodium chloride.

I guess you could say I'm a victim of a salt and battery

What did Sodium say to Bromine and Oxygen when they offered a threesome?


What did the chlorine atom say to the sodium atom?

I've got my ion you.

When life hands you High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Furmarate, Yellow #5, Tocopherol and less than 2% natural flavors...

...make lemonade.

I asked the sodium if it was a popular element

It said Na

So I have a thing for science jokes and there's this one joke about Sodium that I really love.

But then I was like Na, reddit probably won't get it

I wanted to post a joke about Sodium but I was like Na, people won’t Understand.

Want to hear a joke about Sodium hypobromite?


What do you call a molecule of sodium carrying a gun?

A salt with a deadly weapon

I heard Sodium Chloride was charged with a felony!

Yes, it was a salt!

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What did the Japanese chemistry teacher say when he mixed sodium and nitrogen?


After I fell down and cut my knee, a friend said I should use a sodium chloride solution to make it heal faster

It was really rubbing salt in the wound

I wanted to tell a joke involving Sodium and Hydrogen...

But NaH.

A man walks to a woman and asks…

“Excuse me ma’am but could I offer you a bit of sodium chloride?”
To which the woman replies,
“Get away from me, that’s a salt!”

Do you have any Sodium Hydrobromide?

Or NaHBrO?

What did the dad say when sodium, phosphorus, titanium and some methyls walked into his child's bedroom at night?


Two chemists were having lunch.

One says to the other, "I thought you were limiting your sodium intake."
The other one says, "I wanted to, but Na."

Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorus walk into a bar.

The bartender says: "OH SNaP"

Is it a crime to put sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?

"Is it a crime to put sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?"

"Yes, that's assault."

"I know it's a salt but is it a crime?"

My neighbor once ordered 5 gallons of paint. They screwed up and sent him a 10 pound bucket of Sodium.

That happened years ago and he is still salty about it.

Did you hear about that lorry driver that got pulled over and taken to jail for the white powder in the trailer?

It turned out to be sodium chloride, poor driver got arrested for a-salt.

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Whats the problem with Sodium Hydroxide bitches?

They're always lyeing.

I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but NA. I usually follow it up with a joke about chloride

But it makes people salty.

What do scientists bring to parties?

Sodium, Carbon, Helium, Oxygen, and Sulfur!

Hey mate do you know what are the chemicals symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen?

Na BrO !

Sodium Chloride and Sulphuric Acid were in jail

Turns out they were in for assault and battery

I recently ordered one piece of sodium and one piece of copper.

When the delivery guy showed up, I noticed that he was only holding the sodium. I asked him,

"Did you have the copper with you?"

He replied,

"Na right now, Cu later."

If I hold sodium in my hand...

Do I have Napalm?

"Hey, man. You know any good sodium jokes?"


My chemistry teacher asked me if I knew anything about sodium hypobromite.

I replied, "NaBrO"

My doctor told me to cut down on my sodium intake.

Ive been taking his advice with a grain of salt.

My doctor said I need to cut back my sodium intake...

...but I tend to take everything he says with a grain of salt.

My Doctor sent me a message out of the blue saying I need to decrease the Sodium in my diet.

Confused that he would contact me by text, I sent back “K??”

He just sent back “Na”

Now I don’t know if I should or not.

11 sodium molecules walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey Jude!"

what do you call sodium chloride crossed with a poisonous writing utensil from out the sea

a salt with a deadly wetpen


Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium

Barium astatine manganese!

You wanna hear about the time I gave my girl a shot of sodium, bromine, and oxygen?


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I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...

He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"

What does sodium nobelium chroline and uranium have in common?

Na No Cl U

I was told that the friendship between sodium, potassium, and oxygen was bad.

I said, "Na. Pretty sure it is OK."

Why did the Sodium get arrested when he tried to bond with Chlorine?

It was a salt.

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