I wanted to post a joke about sodium.

But then I was like, "Na, people won't understand it".

"Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride into enemy's eyes?"

"Yes, that's assault."

"I know its a salt but, is it a crime?

Do you have any Sodium Hydrobromide?

Or NaHBrO?

What did the chlorine atom say to the sodium atom?

I've got my ion you.

What fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

2 Na

I was going to put up a joke about sodium.

Na, no one will get it

I asked my sciemce teacher what the chemical symbol for sodium was...

He said "Na"

So I have a thing for science jokes and there's this one joke about Sodium that I really love.

But then I was like Na, reddit probably won't get it

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What did the Japanese chemistry teacher say when he mixed sodium and nitrogen?

NaNi???

What did the dad say when sodium, phosphorus, titanium and some methyls walked into his child's bedroom at night?

NaPTiMe!

What did Sodium say to Bromine and Oxygen when they offered a threesome?

NaBrO

Did you hear about the man who got arrested for sodium chloride?

That's a salt.

I recently ordered one piece of sodium and one piece of copper.

When the delivery guy showed up, I noticed that he was only holding the sodium. I asked him,

"Did you have the copper with you?"

He replied,

"Na right now, Cu later."

So a sodium molecule hits a chlorine molecule

It was a salt

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Whats the problem with Sodium Hydroxide bitches?

They're always lyeing.

What follows 16 sodium atoms?

Batman

Hey mate do you know what are the chemicals symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen?

Na BrO !

"Hey, man. You know any good sodium jokes?"

"Na."

I was gonna tell you a joke about sodium.

But you’ll only take it for half a grain of salt.

I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but NA. I usually follow it up with a joke about chloride

But it makes people salty.

What was the acid and sodium chloride charged with in court?

A salt and battery

After I fell down and cut my knee, a friend said I should use a sodium chloride solution to make it heal faster

It was really rubbing salt in the wound

- I just spilled sodium hydride on my hand.

-Does it hurt?

-NaH

Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walk into a bar.

OH SNaP!

What did the sodium hydride said when asked if want to react?

NaH.

11 sodium molecules walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey Jude!"

Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar

Followed by Batman.

When the doc says I need to cut back on sodium,

I take it with a grain of salt.

My chemistry teacher asked me if I knew anything about sodium hypobromite.

I replied, "NaBrO"

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I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...

He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"

My Doctor sent me a message out of the blue saying I need to decrease the Sodium in my diet.

Confused that he would contact me by text, I sent back “K??”

He just sent back “Na”

Now I don’t know if I should or not.

In a small South American village, a man was putting the final touches on a new cheese recipe…

The man, a chemist, was surprised at the secret ingredients that made it so delicious: sodium, carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen.

“Now I just need to give it a name…” he thought.

Suddenly, a burglar dropped out of nowhere and snagged the vat of cheesy goodness!

“STOP!” the man shoute...

I had to call the police on my chemist teacher who spilled sodium chloride on me.

That's a salt.

I was about to say a joke about sodium

But decided Na, maybe later.

Why don't Sodium and Hydrogen have any friends?

Because when they ask someone to hangout with them, everyone says NaH dude.

My girlfriend got me with a Sodium/Na pun...

I’d tell her a bad oxygen joke but I wouldn’t want the score to be 0-2.

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium

Barium astatine manganese!

My doctor told me to cut down on my sodium intake.

Ive been taking his advice with a grain of salt.

You wanna hear about the time I gave my girl a shot of sodium, bromine, and oxygen?

NaBrO

What does sodium nobelium chroline and uranium have in common?

Na No Cl U

What did sodium say to the iron?

She's Na(t) Fe(r) me.

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he got any sodium Hypobromite,

He said NaBrO

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Nine medical tests you can do yourself.

Wander into the back garden and piss on your neighbor’s fence (again).

If it dries quickly, you have high sodium (salt) levels and pending heart problems.

If it attracts ants your sugar level is too high and you might be diabetic.

If your piss is dark and of limited quantity, yo...

Why did the tiny robot need sodium nitrate in order to work?

It was a NaNObot.

Sodium free salt?

Na thanks.

You ever invite sodium to a party?

Na

I've invented a new chemical compound consisting of sixteen Sodium atoms

I've named it "Batman."

Why did the Sodium get arrested when he tried to bond with Chlorine?

It was a salt.

what do you call sodium chloride crossed with a poisonous writing utensil from out the sea

a salt with a deadly wetpen

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