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"Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride into enemy's eyes?"

"Yes, that's assault."

"I know its a salt but, is it a crime?

What did the chlorine atom say to the sodium atom?

I've got my ion you.

I was gonna tell a joke about Sodium…

but I thought Na, people wouldn’t get it.

Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar, followed by Batman.

NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN!

Should i add Sodium to Hydrogen?

Nah

Want to hear a joke about sodium?

Na.

Fine then. Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO

So I have a thing for science jokes and there's this one joke about Sodium that I really love.

But then I was like Na, reddit probably won't get it

What fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

2 Na

I would really like to make a Sodium joke.

But Na

I heard Sodium Chloride was charged with a felony!

Yes, it was a salt!

Do you have any Sodium Hydrobromide?

Or NaHBrO?

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What did the Japanese chemistry teacher say when he mixed sodium and nitrogen?

NaNi???

What do you call a molecule of sodium carrying a gun?

A salt with a deadly weapon

I asked the sodium if it was a popular element

It said Na

What did Sodium say to Bromine and Oxygen when they offered a threesome?

NaBrO

What did the dad say when sodium, phosphorus, titanium and some methyls walked into his child's bedroom at night?

NaPTiMe!

After I fell down and cut my knee, a friend said I should use a sodium chloride solution to make it heal faster

It was really rubbing salt in the wound

My neighbor once ordered 5 gallons of paint. They screwed up and sent him a 10 pound bucket of Sodium.

That happened years ago and he is still salty about it.

I was gonna tell you a joke about sodium.

But you’ll only take it for half a grain of salt.

Hey mate do you know what are the chemicals symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen?

Na BrO !

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Whats the problem with Sodium Hydroxide bitches?

They're always lyeing.

I recently ordered one piece of sodium and one piece of copper.

When the delivery guy showed up, I noticed that he was only holding the sodium. I asked him,

"Did you have the copper with you?"

He replied,

"Na right now, Cu later."

Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorus walk into a bar.

The bartender says: "OH SNaP"

"Hey, man. You know any good sodium jokes?"

"Na."

I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but NA. I usually follow it up with a joke about chloride

But it makes people salty.

My chemistry teacher asked me if I knew anything about sodium hypobromite.

I replied, "NaBrO"

The frog population in the Okeefenokee Swamp was declining...

Biologists determined it was due to the frogs inability to stay coupled while mating. They contacted an organic chemist at MIT who came up with a solution. He mixed some plasticizers with some adhesive and most importantly one part sodium. The concoction worked perfectly and the swamp was soon re-po...

If I hold sodium in my hand...

Do I have Napalm?

11 sodium molecules walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey Jude!"

When the doc says I need to cut back on sodium,

I take it with a grain of salt.

My Doctor sent me a message out of the blue saying I need to decrease the Sodium in my diet.

Confused that he would contact me by text, I sent back “K??”

He just sent back “Na”

Now I don’t know if I should or not.

I heard a joke about oxygen and potassium. I’d say it was pretty OK.

Yea, I also heard that sodium was under assault.

I was about to say a joke about sodium

But decided Na, maybe later.

I had to call the police on my chemist teacher who spilled sodium chloride on me.

That's a salt.

What did the sodium hydride said when asked if want to react?

NaH.

What did sodium say to the iron?

She's Na(t) Fe(r) me.

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I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...

He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"

My doctor told me to cut down on my sodium intake.

Ive been taking his advice with a grain of salt.

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium

Barium astatine manganese!

You wanna hear about the time I gave my girl a shot of sodium, bromine, and oxygen?

NaBrO

What does sodium nobelium chroline and uranium have in common?

Na No Cl U

Why don't Sodium and Hydrogen have any friends?

Because when they ask someone to hangout with them, everyone says NaH dude.

My girlfriend got me with a Sodium/Na pun...

I’d tell her a bad oxygen joke but I wouldn’t want the score to be 0-2.

What charges can you expect when you mix sodium chloride and lithium ion?

A salt and battery charges.

what do you call sodium chloride crossed with a poisonous writing utensil from out the sea

a salt with a deadly wetpen

*hides*

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he got any sodium Hypobromite,

He said NaBrO

I was told that the friendship between sodium, potassium, and oxygen was bad.

I said, "Na. Pretty sure it is OK."

I've invented a new chemical compound consisting of sixteen Sodium atoms

I've named it "Batman."

Why did the Sodium get arrested when he tried to bond with Chlorine?

It was a salt.

Free Organic Pathologist Test

Go up to a tree and take a leak:

* If pee attracts ants, you've got diabetes.
* If it dries fast, your sodium is high.
* If it smells like meat, your cholesterol is high.
* If you forgot to unzip, it's Alzheimer's.
* If you missed the tree, Parkinson's.
* If you peed on your s...

You ever invite sodium to a party?

Na

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