"Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride into enemy's eyes?"

"Yes, that's assault."

"I know its a salt but, is it a crime?

I was going to put up a joke about sodium.

Na, no one will get it

What fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

2 Na

I heard Sodium Chloride was charged with a felony!

Yes, it was a salt!

Do you have any Sodium Hydrobromide?

Or NaHBrO?

What did the chlorine atom say to the sodium atom?

I've got my ion you.

I wanted to post a joke about sodium.

But then I was like, "Na, people won't understand it".

So I have a thing for science jokes and there's this one joke about Sodium that I really love.

But then I was like Na, reddit probably won't get it

I asked my sciemce teacher what the chemical symbol for sodium was...

He said "Na"

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What did the Japanese chemistry teacher say when he mixed sodium and nitrogen?

NaNi???

What did Sodium say to Bromine and Oxygen when they offered a threesome?

NaBrO

What did the dad say when sodium, phosphorus, titanium and some methyls walked into his child's bedroom at night?

NaPTiMe!

My neighbor once ordered 5 gallons of paint. They screwed up and sent him a 10 pound bucket of Sodium.

That happened years ago and he is still salty about it.

So a sodium molecule hits a chlorine molecule

It was a salt

I recently ordered one piece of sodium and one piece of copper.

When the delivery guy showed up, I noticed that he was only holding the sodium. I asked him,

"Did you have the copper with you?"

He replied,

"Na right now, Cu later."

What follows 16 sodium atoms?

Batman

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Whats the problem with Sodium Hydroxide bitches?

They're always lyeing.

After I fell down and cut my knee, a friend said I should use a sodium chloride solution to make it heal faster

It was really rubbing salt in the wound

Sodium Bromine Uranium

Na BrU

I was gonna tell you a joke about sodium.

But you’ll only take it for half a grain of salt.

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Hey mate do you know what are the chemicals symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen?

Na BrO !

11 sodium molecules walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey Jude!"

- I just spilled sodium hydride on my hand.

-Does it hurt?

-NaH

I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but NA. I usually follow it up with a joke about chloride

But it makes people salty.

Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walk into a bar.

OH SNaP!

"Hey, man. You know any good sodium jokes?"

"Na."

When the doc says I need to cut back on sodium,

I take it with a grain of salt.

My chemistry teacher asked me if I knew anything about sodium hypobromite.

I replied, "NaBrO"

My Doctor sent me a message out of the blue saying I need to decrease the Sodium in my diet.

Confused that he would contact me by text, I sent back “K??”

He just sent back “Na”

Now I don’t know if I should or not.

I had to call the police on my chemist teacher who spilled sodium chloride on me.

That's a salt.

Why don't Sodium and Hydrogen have any friends?

Because when they ask someone to hangout with them, everyone says NaH dude.

Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar

Followed by Batman.

What did the sodium hydride said when asked if want to react?

NaH.

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I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...

He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium

Barium astatine manganese!

What charges can you expect when you mix sodium chloride and lithium ion?

A salt and battery charges.

I was about to say a joke about sodium

But decided Na, maybe later.

You wanna hear about the time I gave my girl a shot of sodium, bromine, and oxygen?

NaBrO

My girlfriend got me with a Sodium/Na pun...

I’d tell her a bad oxygen joke but I wouldn’t want the score to be 0-2.

What did sodium say to the iron?

She's Na(t) Fe(r) me.

My doctor told me to cut down on my sodium intake.

Ive been taking his advice with a grain of salt.

What does sodium nobelium chroline and uranium have in common?

Na No Cl U

Why did the tiny robot need sodium nitrate in order to work?

It was a NaNObot.

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he got any sodium Hypobromite,

He said NaBrO

what do you call sodium chloride crossed with a poisonous writing utensil from out the sea

a salt with a deadly wetpen

*hides*

I've invented a new chemical compound consisting of sixteen Sodium atoms

I've named it "Batman."

Why did the Sodium get arrested when he tried to bond with Chlorine?

It was a salt.

You ever invite sodium to a party?

Na

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