What did Sodium say to Bromine and Oxygen when they offered a threesome?


Don't throw sodium chloride at people.

That's a salt.

Anyone knows a joke about sodium ?


I wanted to get a reaction by make a joke about sodium.

But then I thought: Na.

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium


"Hey, man. You know any good sodium jokes?"


Is it a crime to put sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?

"Is it a crime to put sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?"

"Yes, that's assault."

"I know it's a salt but is it a crime?"

Hey mate do you know what are the chemicals symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen?

Na BrO !

What was the acid and sodium chloride charged with in court?

A salt and battery

So a sodium molecule hits a chlorine molecule

It was a salt

11 sodium molecules walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey Jude!"

I was gonna tell you a joke about sodium.

But you’ll only take it for half a pinch of salt.

I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but NA. I usually follow it up with a joke about chloride

But it makes people salty.

Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walk into a bar.


When the doc says I need to cut back on sodium,

I take it with a grain of salt.

My chemistry teacher asked me if I knew anything about sodium hypobromite.

I replied, "NaBrO"

What follows 16 sodium atoms?


- I just spilled sodium hydride on my hand.

-Does it hurt?


What’s It Called When A Sodium Truck Hits a Car

Vehicular A-Salt

What did the sodium hydride said when asked if want to react?


What kind of fish is made of only 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na

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I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...

He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"

I had to call the police on my chemist teacher who spilled sodium chloride on me.

That's a salt.

After I fell down and cut my knee, a friend said I should use a sodium chloride solution to make it heal faster

It was really rubbing salt in the wound

You wanna hear about the time I gave my girl a shot of sodium, bromine, and oxygen?


Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar

Followed by Batman.

What charges can you expect when you mix sodium chloride and lithium ion?

A salt and battery charges.

I was about to say a joke about sodium

But decided Na, maybe later.

My girlfriend got me with a Sodium/Na pun...

I’d tell her a bad oxygen joke but I wouldn’t want the score to be 0-2.

My Doctor sent me a message out of the blue saying I need to decrease the Sodium in my diet.

Confused that he would contact me by text, I sent back “K??”

He just sent back “Na”

Now I don’t know if I should or not.

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium

Barium astatine manganese!

What does sodium nobelium chroline and uranium have in common?

Na No Cl U

What did sodium say to the iron?

She's Na(t) Fe(r) me.

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Nine medical tests you can do yourself

Wander into the back garden and piss on your neighbour’s fence (again).

If it dries quickly, you have high sodium (salt) levels and pending heart problems.

If it attracts ants your sugar level is too high and you might be diabetic.

If your piss is dark and of limited quantity, ...

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he got any sodium Hypobromite,

He said NaBrO

I've invented a new chemical compound consisting of sixteen Sodium atoms

I've named it "Batman."

Why did the Sodium get arrested when he tried to bond with Chlorine?

It was a salt.

Why did the tiny robot need sodium nitrate in order to work?

It was a NaNObot.

You ever invite sodium to a party?


We had an explosion in one of our chemistry labs last week.

Nobody got hurt, but the chemist responsible is the laughing stock of his group.

We use a lot of helium in the military, that's why when there's a shortage you can't get it for balloons - it's being stockpiled by the DOD. We use it to stabilize a variety of substances for storage.


There once was a song about sodium. It went like this:

Na Naaaa Na Na Na Naaaaaaaa

Sodium free salt?

Na thanks.

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Trump has a "Na" problem

* Chi-Na
* Vagi-Na
* Coro-Na, and
* Sodium

Na-na-na-na... Goodbye...

what do you call sodium chloride crossed with a poisonous writing utensil from out the sea

a salt with a deadly wetpen


What do you call it when sodium and potassium surges the electron transport chain?

A deep nap

Some guy threw Sodium Chloride at me...

I reckoned, "Na, it's Cl", but my friends keep insisting it's a salt.

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Urine test for free

Go to a tree trunk and take a piss.

If it attracts a lot of ants you have high glucose.

If it dry too fast you have high sodium.

If it smells like meat, you have high cholesterol.

Forgot to open your pants to pee, Alzheimer’s.

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