What fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

2 Na

"Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride into enemy's eyes?"

"Yes, that's assault."

"I know its a salt but, is it a crime?

I recently ordered one piece of sodium and one piece of copper.

When the delivery guy showed up, I noticed that he was only holding the sodium. I asked him,

"Did you have the copper with you?"

He replied,

"Na right now, Cu later."

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Whats the problem with Sodium Hydroxide bitches?

They're always lyeing.

What did Sodium say to Bromine and Oxygen when they offered a threesome?

NaBrO

So a sodium molecule hits a chlorine molecule

It was a salt

Hey mate do you know what are the chemicals symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen?

Na BrO !

What was the acid and sodium chloride charged with in court?

A salt and battery

I wanted to get a reaction by make a joke about sodium.

But then I thought: Na.

"Hey, man. You know any good sodium jokes?"

"Na."

I wanted to post a joke about Sodium but I was like Na, people won’t Understand.

Want to hear a joke about Sodium hypobromite?


NaBrO.

I was gonna tell you a joke about sodium.

But you’ll only take it for half a grain of salt.

Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walk into a bar.

OH SNaP!

I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but NA. I usually follow it up with a joke about chloride

But it makes people salty.

My chemistry teacher asked me if I knew anything about sodium hypobromite.

I replied, "NaBrO"

11 sodium molecules walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey Jude!"

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium

Batman!

What follows 16 sodium atoms?

Batman

- I just spilled sodium hydride on my hand.

-Does it hurt?

-NaH

What did the sodium hydride said when asked if want to react?

NaH.

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I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...

He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"

I had to call the police on my chemist teacher who spilled sodium chloride on me.

That's a salt.

After I fell down and cut my knee, a friend said I should use a sodium chloride solution to make it heal faster

It was really rubbing salt in the wound

Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar

Followed by Batman.

When the doc says I need to cut back on sodium,

I take it with a grain of salt.

My Doctor sent me a message out of the blue saying I need to decrease the Sodium in my diet.

Confused that he would contact me by text, I sent back “K??”

He just sent back “Na”

Now I don’t know if I should or not.

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Natural Medicine For Guys.

1: Go up to a tree and take a piss, if your pee attracts ants, you have diabetes.

2: If it dries fast, your sodium is high.

3: If it smells like meat, your cholesterol is high.

4: If you forgot to unzip, Alzheimer.

5: If yo missed the tree, Parkinson's.

6:If you pe...

What charges can you expect when you mix sodium chloride and lithium ion?

A salt and battery charges.

You wanna hear about the time I gave my girl a shot of sodium, bromine, and oxygen?

NaBrO

Why don't Sodium and Hydrogen have any friends?

Because when they ask someone to hangout with them, everyone says NaH dude.

My girlfriend got me with a Sodium/Na pun...

I’d tell her a bad oxygen joke but I wouldn’t want the score to be 0-2.

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium

Barium astatine manganese!

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Nine medical tests you can do by yourself.

Wander into the back garden and piss on your neighbour’s fence (again).

If it dries quickly, you have high sodium (salt) levels and pending heart problems.
If it attracts ants your sugar level is too high and you might be diabetic.
If your piss is dark and of limited quantity, you are d...

I was about to say a joke about sodium

But decided Na, maybe later.

What did sodium say to the iron?

She's Na(t) Fe(r) me.

A scientist built a robot but unbeknownst to him, the battery was damaged.

The only way to fix the battery was to sprinkle it with sodium chloride. Some chemical reaction with the combination of battery acid and sodium chloride caused the robot to act highly irrationally and attack the scientist, at which point the robot had to be detained by police.

The robot was c...

What's the beatles favorite element

Sodium

What does sodium nobelium chroline and uranium have in common?

Na No Cl U

When life gives you...

...High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Furmarate, Yellow #5, Tocopherol and less than 2% natural flavors...

...Make lemonade.

My doctor told me to cut down on my sodium intake.

Ive been taking his advice with a grain of salt.

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he got any sodium Hypobromite,

He said NaBrO

I've invented a new chemical compound consisting of sixteen Sodium atoms

I've named it "Batman."

There once was a song about sodium. It went like this:

Na Naaaa Na Na Na Naaaaaaaa

You ever invite sodium to a party?

Na

Sodium free salt?

Na thanks.

what do you call sodium chloride crossed with a poisonous writing utensil from out the sea

a salt with a deadly wetpen

*hides*

Why did the Sodium get arrested when he tried to bond with Chlorine?

It was a salt.

What do you call it when sodium and potassium surges the electron transport chain?

A deep nap

Some guy threw Sodium Chloride at me...

I reckoned, "Na, it's Cl", but my friends keep insisting it's a salt.

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