- I just spilled sodium hydride on my hand.

-Does it hurt?


I wanted to post a joke about Sodium but I was like Na, people won’t Understand.

Want to hear a joke about Sodium hypobromite?


I wanted to make a joke about sodium hydride.

But then I was like NaH, they won't get it either.

What follows 16 sodium atoms?


Me: is it a crime to throw sodium chloride at someone?

Judge: yes, that's assault.

Me: ik that's a salt, but is it a crime??

I was going to tell a joke about sodium but

No way I'm telling that joke

What kind of a fish is made of only two sodium atoms

2 Na

Sixteen sodium atoms enter a bar

Followed by Batman.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...

He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"

My chemistry teacher threw sodium chloride and Lithium ions at me

That’s a salt and battery

Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walk into a bar.


I was going to tell a joke about sodium

But I was like Na, someone already made that joke.

I had to call the police on my chemist teacher who spilled sodium chloride on me.

That's a salt.

My chemistry teacher asked me if I knew anything about sodium hypobromite.

I replied, "NaBrO"

After I fell down and cut my knee, a friend said I should use a sodium chloride solution to make it heal faster

It was really rubbing salt in the wound

My girlfriend got me with a Sodium/Na pun...

I’d tell her a bad oxygen joke but I wouldn’t want the score to be 0-2.

Why don't Sodium and Hydrogen have any friends?

Because when they ask someone to hangout with them, everyone says NaH dude.

My Doctor sent me a message out of the blue saying I need to decrease the Sodium in my diet.

Confused that he would contact me by text, I sent back “K??”

He just sent back “Na”

Now I don’t know if I should or not.

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium

Barium astatine manganese!

What do you call a girl with a moustache made of sodium?


I was about to say a joke about sodium

But decided Na, maybe later.

You wanna hear about the time I gave my girl a shot of sodium, bromine, and oxygen?


What did sodium say to the iron?

She's Na(t) Fe(r) me.

Just made up this chemistry joke, what do you think?

A sodium atom and a chlorine atom meet in a bar. During the conversation, these 2 atoms really start to *bond*.

Everything seems to be going well but shortly after the chlorine atom bursts into tears.

"What's wrong?!" the sodium atom asked.

"I'm negatively charged!" the chlorine...

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he got any sodium Hypobromite,

He said NaBrO

What does sodium nobelium chroline and uranium have in common?

Na No Cl U

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium, sodium sodium sodium sodium,

hey Jude

My doctor says I should cut back on sodium

...but I dunno, I take everything she says with a grain of salt.

Why did the tiny robot need sodium nitrate in order to work?

It was a NaNObot.

You ever invite sodium to a party?


I've invented a new chemical compound consisting of sixteen Sodium atoms

I've named it "Batman."

Sodium free salt?

Na thanks.

There once was a song about sodium. It went like this:

Na Naaaa Na Na Na Naaaaaaaa

Why did the Sodium get arrested when he tried to bond with Chlorine?

It was a salt.

Sodium Chloride and Sulphuric Acid were arrested.

They were taken in for assault and battery.

Some guy threw Sodium Chloride at me...

I reckoned, "Na, it's Cl", but my friends keep insisting it's a salt.

"Hey teacher, have you seen that block of Sodium?"


what do you call sodium chloride crossed with a poisonous writing utensil from out the sea

a salt with a deadly wetpen


I was told that the friendship between sodium, potassium, and oxygen was bad.

I said, "Na. Pretty sure it is OK."

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