Do you want to hear a joke about sodium bromide?

NaBrO

A waitress once threw sodium chloride on me.

That’s assault.

I wanted to post a joke about sodium

But Na people wouldnt understand it.

My friend asked me if I knew what sodium was on the periodic table,

I said Na

Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar

... followed by Batman.

What kind of fish is made of only two Sodium atoms?

2 Na

My chemistry teacher asked me if I knew anything about sodium hypobromite.

I replied, "NaBrO"

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

I was about to say a joke about sodium

But decided Na, maybe later.

My girlfriend got me with a Sodium/Na pun...

I’d tell her a bad oxygen joke but I wouldn’t want the score to be 0-2.

Why don't Sodium and Hydrogen have any friends?

Because when they ask someone to hangout with them, everyone says NaH dude.

You wanna hear about the time I gave my girl a shot of sodium, bromine, and oxygen?

NaBrO

After I fell down and cut my knee, a friend said I should use a sodium chloride solution to make it heal faster

It was really rubbing salt in the wound

My Doctor sent me a message out of the blue saying I need to decrease the Sodium in my diet.

Confused that he would contact me by text, I sent back “K??”

He just sent back “Na”

Now I don’t know if I should or not.

What did sodium say to the iron?

She's Na(t) Fe(r) me.

What do you call a girl with a moustache made of sodium?

Natasha

If I hold sodium in my hand...

Do I have Napalm?

What does sodium nobelium chroline and uranium have in common?

Na No Cl U

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he got any sodium Hypobromite,

He said NaBrO

Y’all want to know the formula for Sodium Hydride?

NaH

What do you call a gun made out of sodium chloride?

A salt rifle.

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium, sodium sodium sodium sodium,

hey Jude

Why did the tiny robot need sodium nitrate in order to work?

It was a NaNObot.

My doctor says I should cut back on sodium

...but I dunno, I take everything she says with a grain of salt.

You ever invite sodium to a party?

Na

I've invented a new chemical compound consisting of sixteen Sodium atoms

I've named it "Batman."

I was planning to make a joke about sodium and hydrogen

But NaH. Happy holidays everyone!!

What do you call it when sodium and potassium surges the electron transport chain?

A deep nap

I heard Sodium Chloride was charged with a felony!

Yes, it was a salt!

There once was a song about sodium. It went like this:

Na Naaaa Na Na Na Naaaaaaaa

Why did the Sodium get arrested when he tried to bond with Chlorine?

It was a salt.

Sodium Chloride and Sulphuric Acid were arrested.

They were taken in for assault and battery.

Some guy threw Sodium Chloride at me...

I reckoned, "Na, it's Cl", but my friends keep insisting it's a salt.

Sodium free salt?

Na thanks.

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where's the amusement park where i can go on the sodium chlo ride?

"Hey teacher, have you seen that block of Sodium?"

Na.

Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium...

Boron, Astanine, Manganese!

what do you call sodium chloride crossed with a poisonous writing utensil from out the sea

a salt with a deadly wetpen

*hides*

I was told that the friendship between sodium, potassium, and oxygen was bad.

I said, "Na. Pretty sure it is OK."

Potassium texted Sodium asking to go for coffee

Sodium just said Na.

Potassium replied K.

Why can't any of the others elements ever get in touch with Sodium?

Because it's always NA.

I got accused of stealing Sodium Chloride today.

I took it with a Grain of Salt.

Why do Chemists like Sodium Hydroxide and Ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Once, a bucket of Sodium Hydroxide slipped out of Skrillex's hands.

He dropped the base.

I am so tired I need to take a sodium phosphide

A NaP

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