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Do you want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?


I was going to make a joke about sodium...

...but I was like Na.

Why shouldn’t you throw sodium chloride at people?

Because it’s assalt!

What did Sodium say to Bromine and Oxygen when they offered a threesome?


Why don't Sodium and Hydrogen have any friends?

Because when they ask someone to hangout with them, everyone says NaH dude.

12 atoms of sodium walk into a bar.

Followed by Batman.

I wanted to post a joke about Sodium but I was like Na, people won’t Understand.

Want to hear a joke about Sodium hypobromite?


What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?

2 Na

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I recently ordered one piece of sodium and one piece of copper.

When the delivery guy showed up, I noticed that he was only holding the sodium. I asked him,

"Did you have the copper with you?"

He replied,

"Na right now, Cu later."

A merchant told another "I'll trade you a barium atom and two sodiums for that weight measuring device."

"BaNaNa for scale?"

I was gonna tell you a joke about sodium.

But you’ll only take it for half a grain of salt.

Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorus walk into a bar.

The bartender says: "OH SNaP"

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium, sodium sodium sodium sodium,

hey Jude

What charges can you expect when you mix sodium chloride and lithium ion?

A salt and battery charges.

Is sodium just as dangerous as francium in water?

Na not really

Someone just threw sodium hydroxide at me.

Actually, no they didn't. That's a lye.

A Sodium atom walked into a Bar.

Bartender: How may I serve you today?
Sodium: Nothing special just the basic stuff
Bartender: OH...
Sodium: Yes.

>!NaOH is a Basic Chemical!<

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium

Barium astatine manganese!

So Hydrogen finally admitted to Sodium that she had been bonding with Oxygen

Sodium reacted violently.

Why do Chemists like Sodium Hydroxide and Ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Did you know you can raise your energy levels by holding sodium in one hand and a AA in the other?

Worst thing that will happen is you'll be charged with, A salt and battery.

Sodium Chloride and Sulphuric Acid were in jail

Turns out they were in for assault and battery

What did the chlorine atom say to the sodium atom?

I've got my ion you.

A man ran up to a stranger and threw a handful of sodium chloride at them.

They got angry and said "Hey, that's assault".

What do you call a molecule of sodium carrying a gun?

A salt with a deadly weapon

My doctor said I need to cut back my sodium intake...

...but I tend to take everything he says with a grain of salt.

Do you have any Sodium Hydrobromide?

Or NaHBrO?

I heard Sodium Chloride was charged with a felony!

Yes, it was a salt!

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What did the Japanese chemistry teacher say when he mixed sodium and nitrogen?


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Whats the problem with Sodium Hydroxide bitches?

They're always lyeing.

So I have a thing for science jokes and there's this one joke about Sodium that I really love.

But then I was like Na, reddit probably won't get it

If I hold sodium in my hand...

Do I have Napalm?

Is it a crime to put sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?

"Is it a crime to put sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?"

"Yes, that's assault."

"I know it's a salt but is it a crime?"


Person 1: "Hey dude do you know what the symbol for Sodium is?"

Person 2: "Na"

Person 1: "I'll ask someone else then thanks anyway"

My chemistry teacher asked me if I knew anything about sodium hypobromite.

I replied, "NaBrO"

When life hands you High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Furmarate, Yellow #5, Tocopherol and less than 2% natural flavors...

...make lemonade.

You ever invite sodium to a party?


I taught Sodium everything...

If i wasn't there, Sodium would be So Dum

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