Biology Professor: The small intestine of human is only 6 meters long, yet contains villi that is folding up so much, when unfolded, it's about 40 square meters.

Professor (continued): If you walk on that, it'd take you 7x of time than you expected.

Student: I experienced that in Ikea.

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The trip to Home Depot

I went to Home Depot recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one.

You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented 'you're definitely going to crap yourself' road-kill chili. Tasty stuff, although hot to the point o...

Did you know?

If you took a man's small intestine and stretched it all the way out from end to end, you would go to jail.

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