Two nuns walking down the street, swinging hockey sticks.
One looks at the other, saying, "What we need is a good hard puck!"
Why did the boy climb up the tree with a hockey stick
Cause he wanted to join the maple leafs,
You Know You're A Northneck (Northern Redneck) If......
Your rusty vehicle's resale value only goes up if you remember to put the snow tires on them during the winter.
You ever got into a shouting match based on which college hockey team you're a fan of.
You've ever used expired gas station sushi as bait for ice fishing.
(You're re...
A Finnish Soldier...
In the winter war in 1945 is getting in line for a rifle. The man behind the counter says "sorry, the guy in front of you got the last one. Here, take this hockey stick, and if you see a Russian, point it at him and yell BANG!" The Finn finds this ridiculous but takes it, thinking he'll just fix a b...
Canadian Logic
If I can hit you with a Hockey Stick...(And I will) You're too close.
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Frank, Ron, and Steve, all avid golfers, die and meet Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates…
Saint Peter says “Behind these gates is the most beautiful golf course you could ever imagine, all you need is a set of clubs.”
Saint Peter turns to Frank and asks, “How many times did you cheat on your spouse?” Frank, ashamed of himself, answers “About a dozen times.”
“Tsk tsk” mumbl...
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