TIL that Jules Verne did not write Twenty Thousand Leagues under the Sea
He wrote at a desk like a sensible person would.
A baseball manager calls up a Chinese rookie from the minor leagues
The player shows up before his first game and goes to take batting practice. The manager sees him walking to the batter's box with a frying pan sitting on his head. He says "You can't wear a frying pan in the batter's box, son. You need a helmet."
The player responds: "This is my lucky frying...
Complaint from 3017: These children's long-term zero gravity soccer leagues are raising weak adults.
Every kid gets atrophy.
Toyota and Ford decided to do a rowing competition
They both got their best teams together and had them compete. The result was a disaster for Ford. The Toyota rowing team beat them by leagues.
Ford had a crisis meeting, hired the best analysts and consultants, and after half a year they came up with a conclusion: The Toyota rowing boat had ...
An Irish Whaler (Long)
There was once an Irish whaler. Like Ahab, he had a particular nemesis whom he had hunted most of his life. Old and gnarled, he declared one more quest to vanquish his foe before descending into his Mother Earth.
Unlike Ahab however, revenge was not his only motive. This particular whale a...