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Switchblade Jokes

So this old man walked up to me…

I was walking home when the old man emerged from the shadows…
‘Sir,’ he said, ’could you please spare me of a meal? I’ve no money, I’ve no job, all I got in this world is a switchblade knife.

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A blonde is driving down the highway

She is applying make-up in her rear view mirror. Her car drifts into the next lane and trades paint with a pickup truck. They pull off to the side of the road, the driver of the pickup truck gets out and he’s fuming. He asks the blonde if she has insurance and she just stares at him blankly... So he...

Scary biker-looking guy takes his girlfriend to the gynecologist

Being a jealous sort, he refused to sit in the waiting room when she was called to the back, but the young male doctor insisted he wait outside the exam room.

After the biker-looking guy exits, the doc starts his examination. Soon it becomes obvious that the beautiful young woman is getting...

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There once was a police dog...

The K-9 unit had decided to get some new dogs to sniff out drugs and the like. One of them happened to have an exceptional talent for this, and while training this dog, several notorious local drug dealers had already been caught. Eventually, the dog was assigned to a cop, and the cop named the dog ...

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