Hippopotamuses Jokes - 5 Hilarious Hippopotamuses Jokes

Why don't you ever see hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.

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Hippopotamuses are seemingly unconcerned about the effects of climate change on their habitat

It's as if they lived in de Nile

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What do you get when you cross a hippopotamuses, an elephant, and a rhino?

A hellifiknow

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I know a guy who writes reviews of hippopotamuses despite the fact he always told me he was against rating animals.

He’s a hippo-crit.

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So, a stutterer was a wedding.

He stand's up and says, "hip, hip."

And then everyone on the wedding party said with their glasses raised,
"HURRAY"

The stutterer, tried again, but louder, "HIP!! HIP!!"

Everyone raised their glasses again and shouted out of their lungs!
"HUURRAAAAY!!!!!"

The stutte...

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