My girl friend changed ever since she became vegan.

It’s like I’ve never seen herbivore.

What is a herbivore’s favorite sandwich?

A trees-burger!

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Girl are you an herbivore?

Cause eucalyptus dick

Why did god kill all the herbivore dinosaurs?

He liked his salads a little meteor.

An anthropologist visits a tribe that eats only meat...

An anthropologist visits an exclusively carnivorous tribe in previously uncharted deep-jungle territory and word gets around about this strange woman who eats plants.

M'buk says to T'gru, "Have you heard about this woman who eats *plants?*"

T'gru gets this puzzled look and says "no, I'...

Last night I was banging a vegan, who seemed kinda familiar...

Then it dawned on me, I've been in herbivore.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club

I'm not sure how; I've never met herbivore

My brother's girlfriend is vegan

I haven't met herbivore.

A girl came up to me and said she recognised me from a vegetarian restaurant.

I’m a bit confused because i’ve never met herbivore.

Did you guys hear that you can survive just on plants?

That is something i never herbivore!

Two bulls are in a field staring at a new cow

One says to the other “I haven’t seen herbivore”

A women stopped me in the coffee shop the other day claiming she met me through a vegetarian-only dating website...

but I had never met herbivore.

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Two pilots are on a routine flight.

One is a Caucasian man with over 22 years of experience as a pilot. His co-pilot is a Iranian-American man who started the job just 2 months ago. This was the first time the two have flown together, so small talk is very little.

The white guy decides to break the ice. "So, you know anything a...

Timmy Got a Job!

Timmy boy, a young hobo who left home in search for wealth, got his 14th job in the 3 months he has been traveling. His first shift at Bob’s Animal Candies Inc. started at 9 am, Tuesday. After working for hours at the breath fresheners’ line, he began to get bored, so Timmy decided to take a break t...

My friend wanted to introduce me to his vegan girlfriend...

He asked me how I felt about that and I said I don't know, never met herbivore.

I met this vegetarian and she looks very familiar

Seems like I met herbivore

Long ago, when dinosaurs walked the earth,...

A young Tyrannosaurus Rex was out on the hunt when he stopped to take a drink from a nearby lake.

There, cooling off in the water, he saw the most beautiful Triceratops in all of Pangea. He asked her her name and invited her to go out hunting but she told him she wasn't really into that kind ...

Some puns

•    How does Moses make tea ?   Hebrews it. 


•    England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

   
•    They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo. 

   
•    I changed my iPod's name to Titanic.  It's syncing now. 

   
•    I know a guy ...

My friend asked me if I'd go on a date with his vegetarian friend.

"I dunno", I replied "never met herbivore"

^^^^^^sorry

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

Girl: Do you know my friend Helen?

Guy: No, what is she like?

Girl: She's the vegetarian.

Guy: Can't say I've met herbivore.

New lady cow shows up; bull asks, "who is that?"

His friend replies, "never seen herbivore."

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