What is a herbivore’s favorite sandwich?

A trees-burger!

Why did god kill all the herbivore dinosaurs?

He liked his salads a little meteor.

An anthropologist visits a tribe that eats only meat...

An anthropologist visits an exclusively carnivorous tribe in previously uncharted deep-jungle territory and word gets around about this strange woman who eats plants.

M'buk says to T'gru, "Have you heard about this woman who eats *plants?*"

T'gru gets this puzzled look and says "no, I'...

My brother's girlfriend is vegan

I haven't met herbivore.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club

But I'd never met herbivore

My girlfriend changed a lot after she became vegan.

Its like I've never seen herbivore.

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Two pilots are on a routine flight.

One is a Caucasian man with over 22 years of experience as a pilot. His co-pilot is a Iranian-American man who started the job just 2 months ago. This was the first time the two have flown together, so small talk is very little.

The white guy decides to break the ice. "So, you know anything a...

A women stopped me in the coffee shop the other day claiming she met me through a vegetarian-only dating website...

but I had never met herbivore.

This vegan chick came up to me and started talking like she knew me.

But I never met herbivore.

Two bulls were in a field when a new cow was released from the pen.

"Who is the new cow?" Asked one.

"Never seen herbivore." Said the other.

My friend wanted to introduce me to his vegan girlfriend...

He asked me how I felt about that and I said I don't know, never met herbivore.

Timmy Got a Job!

Timmy boy, a young hobo who left home in search for wealth, got his 14th job in the 3 months he has been traveling. His first shift at Bob’s Animal Candies Inc. started at 9 am, Tuesday. After working for hours at the breath fresheners’ line, he began to get bored, so Timmy decided to take a break t...

I met this vegetarian and she looks very familiar

Seems like I met herbivore

Two T-Rexes are having a conversation...

One T-Rex tells the other "I ran into a girl at a vegan restaurant who said she knew me... But I never met herbivore!"

(Someone please end my suffering)

Long ago, when dinosaurs walked the earth,...

A young Tyrannosaurus Rex was out on the hunt when he stopped to take a drink from a nearby lake.

There, cooling off in the water, he saw the most beautiful Triceratops in all of Pangea. He asked her her name and invited her to go out hunting but she told him she wasn't really into that kind ...

Some puns

•    How does Moses make tea ?   Hebrews it. 

•    England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

•    They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo. 

•    I changed my iPod's name to Titanic.  It's syncing now. 

•    I know a guy ...

My friend asked me if I'd go on a date with his vegetarian friend.

"I dunno", I replied "never met herbivore"


Did you guys hear that you can survive just on plants?

That is something i never herbivore!

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

I found out a friend was a vegan and it completely changed how I thought about her.

It was like I didn't know herbivore.

Girl: Do you know my friend Helen?

Guy: No, what is she like?

Girl: She's the vegetarian.

Guy: Can't say I've met herbivore.

New lady cow shows up; bull asks, "who is that?"

His friend replies, "never seen herbivore."