They will tell you within three minutes of meeting them and remind you every fifth sentence.
Why did the herbivores keep their young away from the t rex
Because he was a predator
I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
My friend became a vegan recently.
She’s changed a lot and it’s like I’ve never met herbivore.
What do you call a college for semi-aquatic herbivores?
What is a herbivore’s favorite sandwich?
This girl told me today that she recognised me from Vegetarian Club.
I was confused, I’d never met herbivore.
I just got fired from my job as a palaeontologist because I didn't recognise a female Stegosaurus .
In my defence I'd only ever dug up Tyrannosaurus Rex, so I'd never seen herbivore.
I went to my local all you can eat buffet...
and there was this girl only choosing vegetables?
I thought, I’ve never seen herbivore.
I hadn't seen my grandma for a long time, she looked so different from the last time I'd seen her. She told me that she had become a vegan for a few months now.
She had changed so much since she became a vegan. It was like I'd never seen herbivore.
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A female journalist is taking a tour of a new science facility.
Scientist: Here at our lab we've been testing what would happen to GMO foods if, instead of producing foods with genes intended for fast production, we could develop GMO foods into potentially another form of species.
Journalist: That's interesting what foods have you tested this on?
My best friend told me he’s been dating a girl for a couple of months and she doesn’t eat any meat whatsoever!
I can’t believe I hadn’t heard of herbivore.
Last night I was banging a vegan, who seemed kinda familiar...
Then it dawned on me, I've been in herbivore.
Long ago, when dinosaurs walked the earth,...
A young Tyrannosaurus Rex was out on the hunt when he stopped to take a drink from a nearby lake.
There, cooling off in the water, he saw the most beautiful Triceratops in all of Pangea. He asked her her name and invited her to go out hunting but she told him she wasn't really into that kind ...
• How does Moses make tea ? Hebrews it.
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
• I know a guy ...
Timmy Got a Job!
Timmy boy, a young hobo who left home in search for wealth, got his 14th job in the 3 months he has been traveling. His first shift at Bob’s Animal Candies Inc. started at 9 am, Tuesday. After working for hours at the breath fresheners’ line, he began to get bored, so Timmy decided to take a break t...
Did you guys hear that you can survive just on plants?
That is something i never herbivore!
Two bulls are in a field staring at a new cow
One says to the other “I haven’t seen herbivore”
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Two pilots are on a routine flight.
One is a Caucasian man with over 22 years of experience as a pilot. His co-pilot is a Iranian-American man who started the job just 2 months ago. This was the first time the two have flown together, so small talk is very little.
The white guy decides to break the ice. "So, you know anything a...
A women stopped me in the coffee shop the other day claiming she met me through a vegetarian-only dating website...
but I had never met herbivore.
An anthropologist visits a tribe that eats only meat...
An anthropologist visits an exclusively carnivorous tribe in previously uncharted deep-jungle territory and word gets around about this strange woman who eats plants.
M'buk says to T'gru, "Have you heard about this woman who eats *plants?*"
T'gru gets this puzzled look and says "no, I'...
My friend wanted to introduce me to his vegan girlfriend...
He asked me how I felt about that and I said I don't know, never met herbivore.
New lady cow shows up; bull asks, "who is that?"
His friend replies, "never seen herbivore."