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Cetacean Jokes

I saw on Wikipedia that dolphins can bake bread!

[cetacean kneaded]

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What do you call a Nazi cetacean?

Adolfin.

Did you see the update to the sperm whale Wikipedia page?

[Cetacean needed]

‘Whaling is the hunting of whales for their usable products such as meat and blubber.’

\[ CETACEAN NEEDED \]

According to Wikipedia, whales play a crucial role in the fragile ocean ecosystem

[cetacean needed]

Donald Trump was challenged by the police over his recent Twitter gaffe about meeting the Prince of Whales

He was let off with a cetacean

There was a deep sea fisherman

That accidentally caught an eagle porpoise - a rare species of porpoise (though not endangered) that inhabits the waters off Southern Mexico to Peru (ie, the Pacific coast). This species has a down-turned snout ideal for catching bottom-dwelling mollusks (octopi and squid) that inhabit the reefs and...

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