If a watchmaker uses Dial and a piano player uses Ivory and a Orange grower uses Zest...
...Does a Bull Fighter use Olay?
The Ivory Throne of the King of Timbuktu
Hundreds of years ago, when glorious Timbuktu was nothing more than a large collection of grass huts, the King of that great city declared his wish for a throne fit for such a mighty ruler. Of ivory it was to be, exquisitely carved, inlaid with gold leaf, decorated with diamonds and emeralds and sap...
My wife walked in on me last night and shouted, "What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?"
I said, "It's not what it looks like!"
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A Soda Called Sup
Back in the 80's, the Coca-Cola company sold Sup, a combination of Sprite, 7 Up, and a secret ingredient that was never revealed. It was a beloved beverage that was unfortunately discontinued within a couple months and without any intention of going back on store shelves. People started buying Sup l...
A man is at the gates to hell...
In front of him are 2 gigantic doors. One is made of twisted red oak, and the other of smooth polished iron.
Sitting between the doors are 2 huge red identical looking demons. One is seated on an enormous ornately carved ivory chair. The other on an identically carved but shining black e...
Touring Stephen King's writing studio
Stephen King is showing a group of students around his writing studio, chaperoned by their aging English teacher. The students are clearly amazed with the items he has on display.
King leans over the desk to pick up a jar to show the children.
“I’m often asked,’ he says with words thi...
I think elephants are over protected
But that's easy to say from my ivory tower
Redditor vs Reposts
Louis is sick and tired of always seeing reposted jokes on Reddit. He decides to ask a local comedian for a few of his own unique jokes.
"Mr. Comedian, please could you tell me your finest, funniest, made up jokes, so that i can share them online later?"
The comedian replies "Knock...
An elephant hunter was impaled by the tusk of the elephant he was trying to kill
Oh the Ivory.