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Triceratops Jokes

Why did the Triceratops die out?

Because they couldn't find any Tricerabottoms.

What did the triceratops name her Blouse Making business?

Try Sarah's Tops

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The dinosaur I most identify with is a Triceratops…

That’s because I’m three times more horny than everyone else.

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Why are unicorns better pets than triceratops?

They're less horny.

If cloning ever becomes real, I want 3 triceratops.

I even already have names for them. Oneceratops, Twoceratops, and Jeff.

A guy sits down in the train, next to a triceratops

“Why do you keep staring at me?” asks the dinosaur.


The now slightly embarrassed man apologizes. “It’s just that I’ve never seen a dinosaur on the train before,” he says.


“And you’re not likely to see one again,” says the triceratops. “I’m getting my scooter back from the mecha...

I was driving my son to pre-school and he was having fun making dinosaur sounds.

"ROAR!" he yelled.

"What dinosaur is that?" I asked.

"T Rex!"

Then he said, "HONK!"

"What dinosaur is that?" I asked with a chuckle.

"Triceratops," he said.

"Why does a Triceratops honk?"

And he said, "Because it has horns!"

What was the triceratops looking for on Craigslist?

A tricerabottom.

A T-Rex and a Velociraptor are sitting at the bar

The Velociraptor points to a Triceratops in the corner and says "Why is he getting served first?" and the T-Rex says "because he was herbivorous"

A guy went to museum to see a dinosaur bone exhibit.

A guy went to a museum to see a dinosaur bone exhibit. He walks around the galleries and is quite impressed by the reconstruction of these ancient animals--a T-rex, a triceratops and more. He sees a guy who works for the museum standing near one of them and says to him. "They're quite a sight. H...

Long ago, when dinosaurs walked the earth,...

A young Tyrannosaurus Rex was out on the hunt when he stopped to take a drink from a nearby lake.

There, cooling off in the water, he saw the most beautiful Triceratops in all of Pangea. He asked her her name and invited her to go out hunting but she told him she wasn't really into that kind ...

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

two groan worthy jokes I made up over breakfast

1.Q. What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?
A. A Dino-sour

2.Q. Were do robots go to worship?
A. Mech-a

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