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Tanzania Jokes

Met a woman from Tanzania recently. We talked in her native language for hours

Guess you can say we really clicked

What do the African nations Zimbabwe, Tanzania, Mozambique, Zambia, and Swaziland have in common?

A lot of da Z's.

Am man fell into a big river in Uganda, Tanzania but didn't believe it.

I guess you could say he was in deNile

I’m opening a new tanning salon in Africa.

Im going to call it Tanzania. (Tans in ‘ere)

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Robert Plant, Paul McCartney, and Mick Jagger convene once a year to discuss all the great foods they've found travelling the globe on tour.

Robert is the first to excited reveal his 'big find'. He takes out a little pie tray from a brown paper bag and places it on the table.

"It's a pastry of some kind from Tanzania. It's akin to what we call a quiche, but uses yak cheese and quail eggs instead!"

"Fascinating" says Paul, w...

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