3 Hippos fall from a plane. 2 land on the beach and one lands in the water.

Ba-Dum Tsssh!

Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees?

Because they're very good at it.

Humans are scared of hippos because they are violent and responsible for hundreds of deaths per year

But people kill way more people per year so that’s just being hippocritical.

Hippos can run faster than humans on land, and swim faster than humans in water.

Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.

What do you call two hippos riding a bicycle?

Optimistic!



My friend had this on a joke calendar this morning. If anyone can, please explain this to us. Are we that dumb that we don't get it, or is it so obvious that we might be over thinking it?

Where do hippos go to school?

The hippocampus.

What do you call a government of hippos?

Hippocracy.

People want to help hippos and conserve them, while others dislike hippos for attacking humans.

Why are people so hippo-critical?

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

Hippos are pretty heavy, zippos are a little lighter.

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