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Hermit crabs have been known to have symbiotic relationships with sea anemones.

The crabs let the anemones ride around on their shells and will even share food with them.

It's a prime example of keepng your friends close and your anemones closer.
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What do hermit crabs say when they answer the phone?

Shello
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What's the difference between a cop and a hermit crab?

A cop ejects shells much more often
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What does a hermit crab call its home?

Michelle
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I bought two hermit crabs

I put them in the same small cage, are they still hermit crabs???
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Why did the hermit crab refuse to go in his shell?

Because he was claw-strophobic!
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I had a one night stand with a recluse on tinder

She gave me hermit crabs
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It's Halloween! Barack Obama walks into a bar while giving the former first lady a piggyback ride.

The bartender is struck in awe the Obama's came into his bar, and is speechless. Barack says "Happy Halloween! I'm a hermit crab...and this is Michelle."


(A variation of the classic snail joke. Saying he is a hermit crab just seems a bit funnier to me.)
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What kind of pictures does Shaun Connery take?

Shelfies






alt. What kind of pictures do fish take?


Shellfies





alt. What do hermit crabs call their utility bills?


Shell Fees






alt. Why did my wife leave me?


I cheated on her


alt. ...
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