She sells sea shells by the sea shore

But why would you buy seashells if you're already by the sea?

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because B shells are too small.

Apparently they have increased the difficulty level of the "She sells sea shells" tongue twister in a newer version

The seller lives in Seychelles.

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I met a stripper with a sea shell tattoo’d on her inner thigh

If you put your ear to it you can smell the ocean

Sally was trying to sell sea shells by the sea shore, but the cops put her in jail.

She was charged with possession of conchtraband.

She used to sell sea shells by the sea shore, until they turned the shore into a shopping mall. Now...

She sells shoe soles by the shoe store.

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They say when you find a sea shell, pick it up, and put it to your ear, you can hear the ocean. Do you know why that is?

Cause you're on the fuckin beach.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because they can't fit in d-shells.

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells!

(my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

It is really hard for me to say what my wife does for a living.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

What did the young, privileged, and naive crustacean say to the other crustacean?

“I don’t sea shells”

I heard the titanic got a new job...

She sells sea shells down by the sea floor.

I hear it's a pretty high pressure job.

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You can't hear the ocean, but . . .

I used to know a girl that had a tattoo of a sea shell right below her belly button.
The odd thing was that if you put your ear next to the tattoo, you couldn't hear the ocean, but you could smell it!

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