Sea Shell Jokes - 12 Hilarious Sea Shell Jokes

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

B shells aren’t big enough.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore

But why would you buy seashells if you're already by the sea?

I met this girl with a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh

She told that if I put my ear to it, I can smell the ocean.

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When you put a Sea shell on your ear you can hear the sea.
SO my girlfriend had the bright idea to place a tattoe of a Sea shell on her inner leg.
Now whenever i place my ear on her shell, instead of hearing, i can smell the sea.

I find it really hard to tell my friends what my wife does for a living.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

Sally was trying to sell sea shells by the sea shore, but the cops put her in jail.

She was charged with possession of conchtraband.

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells!

(my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Apparently they have increased the difficulty level of the "She sells sea shells" tongue twister in a newer version

The seller lives in Seychelles.

She used to sell sea shells by the sea shore, until they turned the shore into a shopping mall. Now...

She sells shoe soles by the shoe store.

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They say when you find a sea shell, pick it up, and put it to your ear, you can hear the ocean. Do you know why that is?

Cause you're on the fuckin beach.

I heard the titanic got a new job...

She sells sea shells down by the sea floor.

I hear it's a pretty high pressure job.

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You can't hear the ocean, but . . .

I used to know a girl that had a tattoo of a sea shell right below her belly button.
The odd thing was that if you put your ear next to the tattoo, you couldn't hear the ocean, but you could smell it!

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