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Seahorse Jokes

How do seahorses get around?

They scallop

[In a seahorse home] Son: Dad?

Dad: Yes?
Son: Happy M-
Dad: DON'T
Son: Moth-
Dad: STOP
Son: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
*Dad bangs head on desk*

Where do seahorses go to school?

At the Hippocampus.

How does a male seahorse give birth?

with a Sea-section.

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Seahorse joke

Why do seahorses live in saltwater?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Do you know where I keep my singing seahorses?

In a coral choral corral.

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The billionaire and the mermaid whisperer

A billionaire is sailing his yacht past a lighthouse, and he sees the elderly lighthouse keeper out on the rocks at the base of the lighthouse, getting a blowjob from a mermaid - the top half was a stunning, curvy redhead, and the bottom half was a tiger shark. As he watches, the pair finish the act...

What’s the fastest speed at which a seahorse swims?

At a scallop.

What do you call a creature with the head of a seahorse, body of a lobster, the hind legs of an octopus, the front legs of a penguin, and claws?

A crabomination

A young Asian boy comes home with his homework

He puts the paper in front of his father saying “Daddy! Look! I did so well I got a seahorse sticker!
The father replies “C-HORSE? WHY NOT A-HORSE”

I am hung like a horse

a seahorse

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