What’s the fastest speed at which a seahorse swims?
At a scallop.
How does a father seahorse carry his babies?
In utebro
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Seahorse joke
Why do seahorses live in saltwater?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Do you know where I keep my singing seahorses?
In a coral choral corral.
[In a seahorse home] Son: Dad?
Dad: Yes? Son: Happy M- Dad: DON'T Son: Moth- Dad: STOP Son: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY *Dad bangs head on desk*
What do you call a creature with the head of a seahorse, body of a lobster, the hind legs of an octopus, the front legs of a penguin, and claws?
A crabomination
A young Asian boy comes home with his homework
He puts the paper in front of his father saying “Daddy! Look! I did so well I got a seahorse sticker! The father replies “C-HORSE? WHY NOT A-HORSE”
I am hung like a horse
a seahorse
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