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Seahorse joke

Why do seahorses live in saltwater?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Do you know where I keep my singing seahorses?

In a coral choral corral.

What do you call a creature with the head of a seahorse, body of a lobster, the hind legs of an octopus, the front legs of a penguin, and claws?

A crabomination

What did the seahorse say to the fat man?

"You're fat!"

[In a seahorse home] Son: Dad?

Dad: Yes?
Son: Happy M-
Dad: DON'T
Son: Moth-
*Dad bangs head on desk*

A young Asian boy comes home with his homework

He puts the paper in front of his father saying “Daddy! Look! I did so well I got a seahorse sticker!
The father replies “C-HORSE? WHY NOT A-HORSE”

Trump just tweeted...

Seahorses will now be banned from serving in the cavalry.

I am hung like a horse

a seahorse

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