Seashell Jokes - 17 Hilarious Seashell Jokes

Why do mermaids wear seashells?

They out grew their b-shells.

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My girlfriend has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh

And when you put your ear on it, you can smell the ocean.

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Ever wonder why Ariel wears seashells?

Because she outgrew the B-shells

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Sally can't sell seashells down by the seashore anymore...

She was busted for conch-traband.

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Why did Jiminy Cricket hide in a seashell?

He was hoping to be somebody's Conch-ience.

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They say if you put your ears up to a seashell, you can hear the ocean.. But if you put your ear up to a strangers leg..

You can hear a "What the hell are you doing?"

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You wanna sell seashells by the seashore?

Well that’s a lot easier done than said.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells?

Because D-shells are too big and B- shells are too small.

*A random elderly woman just stopped in the street in front off where I was sitting and told me this. Awesome*

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When Aphrodite poses naked on a seashell she's "beautiful" and "a goddess"

But when I do it apparently I'm "drunk" and "barred from the Sea Life Centre".

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A blonde is walking along the shoreline of a lake in Minnesota looking for seashells when she spots another blonde across the lake from her. Eager for company she shouts loudly "How do I get to the other side?"

The other blonde shouts back "You're on the other side!"

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I walked up and down the beach all day looking for the perfect seashell, and I found it

It was littorally the best

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What does a mathematical mermaid wear when she can't find her seashells?

An algebra.

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A man goes to the bank to apply for a loan

The banker says okay, but I'll need some information first. What do you do for a living?

The man says he's a dentist.

A fine profession! And are you married?

Yes.

And what does your wife do for a living?

Well, it's a little hard to say....

I must know if you...

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Its difficult to say what my wife does

She sells seashells by the sea shore.

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Shelly sells seashells down by the seashore

Shelly got chlamydia.

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With the rising toilet paper crisis

Does anyone know where to buy 3 premium seashells

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Did you hear the founders of New York City were Jewish.....

Who else can buy the most valuable land in the world for 26 seashells.

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