This girl I met on Tinder had a tattoo of a seashell on her innerthigh

If you put your ear against it and listened closely, you could smell the sea.

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She outgrew her b-shells!

I met this girl with a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh

Cool thing about it is, if you put your ear up to it, you can really smell the ocean

You wanna sell seashells by the seashore?

Well that’s a lot easier done than said.

Why does Ariel wear seashells for a bikini top?

Because the B-shells were too small.

Ever wonder why Ariel wears seashells?

Because she outgrew the B-shells

With the rising toilet paper crisis

Does anyone know where to buy 3 premium seashells

I walked up and down the beach all day looking for the perfect seashell, and I found it

It was littorally the best

Sally can't sell seashells down by the seashore anymore...

She was busted for conch-traband.

Shelly sells seashells down by the seashore

Shelly got chlamydia.

What does a mathematical mermaid wear when she can't find her seashells?

An algebra.

A blonde is walking along the shoreline of a lake in Minnesota looking for seashells when she spots another blonde across the lake from her. Eager for company she shouts loudly "How do I get to the other side?"

The other blonde shouts back "You're on the other side!"

When Aphrodite poses naked on a seashell she's "beautiful" and "a goddess"

But when I do it apparently I'm "drunk" and "barred from the Sea Life Centre".

Why do mermaids wear seashells?

Because D-shells are too big and B- shells are too small.



*A random elderly woman just stopped in the street in front off where I was sitting and told me this. Awesome*

It's really hard to say what my wife does for a living...

She sells seashells by the seashore!

Last time I was at Disney with my dad...

He complimented Ariel on her seashells.

She didn't have seashells. They were more of a small B shell.

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Shelley's parents finally built up the nerve to confront their daughter about her time spent at the beach everyday...

 

 

Mom : "Quite a little operation you have going on out here sweetie.. but are you sure you've given this enough thought...?"

 

Shelley : "I sure have! This has always been my dream and I'm finally doing it! You should always do what yo...

A man goes to see his accountant

A man goes to see his accountant about some help filing his taxes.

The accountant: okay I'll just need some information. What do you do for a living?

The man: I'm a dentist.

A: okay, and are you married?

M: yes, i am!

A: okay, and what does your wife do for a livi...

Did you hear the founders of New York City were Jewish.....

Who else can buy the most valuable land in the world for 26 seashells.

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