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Trilobite Jokes

What did the trilobite say to his girlfriend while they were eating?

"Can I trilobite of your food?"

P.S. - my eleven year old sister came up with this

Have you ever eaten horseshoe crab?

I heard it was good, but idk if I’d ever trilobite.

My dad’s palaeontology files are filling up the family computer

They’re hundreds of trilobites

Why did the Anthropod need braces?

It had a trilobite.

Get it?

..I'll show myself to the door.

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