What did the trilobite say to his girlfriend while they were eating?

"Can I trilobite of your food?"

P.S. - my eleven year old sister came up with this

What do you call the death of the Trilobites?

An Epoch fail!

How much storage does an aquatic computer have?

A trilobite

Why did the Anthropod need braces?

It had a trilobite.

Get it?

..I'll show myself to the door.

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