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Freshwater Jokes

What's the difference between a freshwater fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks around in fountains,

Freshwater is a precious resource. We need to conserve it.

My neighbour's dad didn't take that as a valid reason for showering with his daughter

What do you called a mentally challenged freshwater fish that has never met it’s father?

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Basstard

What do you call a fish that performs surgery in freshwater?

Lake sturgeon.

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A Cruise Ship wrecks and 7 survivors make it to a nearby deserted island...

A cruise ship wrecked and 7 survivors made it to a nearby deserted island, 6 male and 1 female. As luck would have it the island had a freshwater lake and plenty of fruit trees to keep the survivors alive. After a few days of being stuck on the island the survivors began craving their animalistic ...

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It is the year 2200

In a small city lived a master fisherman. This fisherman was famous throughout the world for being able to catch numerous amounts of fish in any body of water. Now, fish these days have mutated and changed quite a bit, but this fisherman was able to catch them all with little to no effort.

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