Sea Turtle Jokes - 10 Hilarious Sea Turtle Jokes

A guy walking to library and asks for a book on sea turtles.

The librarian asks "hard back?"

The guy replies "yeah little heads too."

Q: Why are all the sea turtles going extinct?

A: Ereptial Dysfunction

What do you call a blind sea turtle?

A turtle

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What do Sea Turtles and Kim Kardashians Ass have in common?

They're both filled with Plastic.

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What do sea turtles have in common with mature Redditors?

They both have human shits getting in their face.

What did the seal say to the sea turtle?

Can you please scute?

A hillbilly is in Florida and has a sea turtle hanging up on a fishing pole.

The game warden approaches on his boat and asked, "Are you gonna release that?"
The hillbilly then replies,"No, they taste good."
"Oh really, how do they taste?"
"Somewhere between bald eagle and manatee."

What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.

The scariest and most feared whale in the entire ocean had his son kidnapped by krill... (an original joke)

The scariest and most feared whale in the entire ocean had his son kidnapped by krill, in a guerilla act of revenge for all of the family they'd lost over the years. They snuck up one night, and in their masses, surrounded the sleeping calf, and swam away, carrying him miles away from his father. ...

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Superman is bored...

Superman is bored.
He decides to fly around and see what his super hero friends are doing.

He flies to the bat cave. He sees Batman and Robin fixing the bat mobile. He says "That looks boring", and flies away.

He flies to the ocean. He sees Aquaman talking to sea turtles. He says, "...

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