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Handbasin Jokes

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TO encourage

the kids to wash their hands, the principal put a sign over the handbasins in the toilets that said THINK!

The next day someone had written next to it: THOAP..

A sailor is newly arrived in port

and, of course, goes looking for female companionship. He makes a connection in a bar and they go back to her place, and just as they're starting to get hot and heavy she says "By the way, this will be $300, OK?". He reaches for his wallet and hands over the money with a slightly sour expression, th...

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