Trade Off Jokes

"Please, I have a family to feed," he begs the Party official.

"Okay," the partorg says, "You will go to Paris to sell Soviet perfume. If you get the contract, we will give you a bonus and let you stay."

So Rabinovich flies off to Paris. A week later, Moscow receives a telegram.
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A cruise ship wrecked and 7 survivors made it to a nearby deserted island, 6 male and 1 female. As luck would have it the island had a freshwater lake and plenty of fruit trees to keep the survivors alive. After a few days of being stuck on the island the survivors began craving their animalistic ... read more

and offers the man three wishes. Now this man was overjoyed as he was only farmer that barely got by. The leprechaun first says, "I will grant ye three wishes, and then in return get me own wish." The farmer accepted without blinking. For his first wish the farmer wishes for all the land in Texas to... read more