How to wash a cat

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. At t...

A businessman walks into a bar

After a long day working late at the office. He settles into a stool near the bar and orders some suds from the bartender.

Out of nowhere, the man hears a tiny voice call out "Nice tie!". Startled, the man looks around, and only sees a few locals tending to their drinks a few seats down. He ...

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

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