Someone was banging on my door yesterday and yelling "let me in, let me in". I went and had a look through the peep hole, and standing outside was a man dressed as a basin.

Just let that sink in.

There's a basin knocking at the door!

Let that sink in.

In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter...

Let that sink in...

Hey neighbour, the plumber is outside with your new kitchen basin, waiting for you to open the door.

Let that sink in.

What do you call a basin full of denim?

A gene pool!

Three nuns go to Heaven...

And when they are at the gates, Saint Peter says:

"I know you have sinned, I see it in your eyes. Before you walk through these gates you must atone for your sins. Sister Isabella, your eyes once coveted the flesh of a man. You must wash your eyes with Holy Water and you'll be free of sin an...

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Three nuns died and went to heaven.

They where greeted at the gate by Peter. Behind him was a basin of Holy water.
" Welcome, you three have each committed a sin and must wash it clean before you can enter heaven. "

He turned to the first nun " You touched a man's penis, wash your hands in the water and you may enter heave...

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Four Nuns Go To Confessional

Four nuns go to confessional. The first nun goes in and says, “Dear Father, I have sinned; I have laid my eyes on a man penis.”
The priest says, “Dear child, do 10 Hail Marys and wash your eyes in the basin of holy water and all will be forgiven.”

The next nun goes in and confesses, “Fathe...

Muslim converting to Christianity [Translated]

A muslim decided to convert to Christianity. He went to the Vatican to get baptised.
There was two men before him, the Pope took the first and dipped his head in the holy water basin and took it out. The Pope asked the man: Did you see Christ?? The man replied Yes. The Pope said: Congratulations,...

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Something elsewhere on reddit reminded me of this old joke. - - - Four nuns are tragically killed in a car accident.

Upon arriving at the Pearly Gates they find Saint Peter awaiting them.

He greets them politely saying, “My dear sisters in Christ, before I can allow anyone to enter the Kingdom of Heaven, I must ask each a question.”

Continuing, as he smiles down at them, “I must emphasize, being tru...

A Cajun, an LSU Tiger, and the mob (long)

Down in Atchafalaya Basin, Louisiana, the sheriff was hearing rumblings of dog fighting. He couldn't figure out what was going on because by the time he got a tip and made his ways through the swamps, everyone was gone. He decided to deputize a few good ol' boys to figure out the powers at work he...

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Four nuns stand before the gates of heaven

Four nuns stand before the gates of heaven.

Petrus comes over an tells them: "As you probably know, only those free of sin may enter. Confess you sins now and wash them away in yonder basin of holy water."


The first nun steps forward and confesses: "I once laid eyes upon the genita...

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A bunch of nuns are in line..

So this was back in the day, a group of nuns worked in a hospital as nurses and it was time for confessional. The priest was in a bit of a rush so he asked the nuns to form a line and confess their sins in public.

The first nurse blushed and nervously said:

- I was changing Mr. Thomps...

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Three girls go to confession

The first girl says Father a man kissed me on my lips. The priest says go over there to the basin and put some holy water on your lips.

The second girl says Father I touched a man's penis. The priest says go wash your hands with holy water.

The third girl says that's okay father I'll j...

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Four nuns were waiting...

...in line to heaven at the pearly gates. St. Peter was offering final absolution to any sinners before they entered. When each soul would reach their turn they were offered the chance to confess and then absolve themselves through the use of holy water in a basin.

After a few moments the fir...

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My favorite joke of all time.

Three nuns die and they are standing in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. He looks down at them and tells them to stand single file in a line. He asks the first one, "Sister, have you ever seen or touched a penis?" She says, "Yes sir, I have touched a penis." He directs her to a small basin ...

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A line of nuns is waiting at the pearly gates to get into heaven... [NSFW]

St. Peter tells the nun at the front of the line,

"Sister Martha. Welcome to heaven. But before you enter, I must ask you one question. Have you remained pure through your life, or have you ever touch a man's penis?"

Sister Martha gets uncomfortable, but responds honestly, "Well, I ...

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The Lonely Rig Worker

An oil rig mechanic returns to his cabin after his shift and discovers his cabinmate sitting on the edge of his bunk, his feet in a basin, hastily scraping a razor over his soaped-up legs.

"Um, hey, what are you up to?" asks the mechanic.

"I was talking to old Joe in the canteen today,...

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