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Plunger Jokes

how do you surprise a blind guy?

you leave the plunger in the toilet

What do men and plungers have in common?

They spend most of their lives in either a hardware store, or a bathroom.

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I refer to my ex-wife as "the plunger"

She just brings up old

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Got the wife a plunger for xmas...

Cause she loves to bring up old .

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My ex took the plunger when she left. (OC)

I found out at the shittiest time.

A condom is like a plunger

You never know when you will need it but it's great to have just in case.

They say to upset a blind man, leave the plunger in the toilet...

But I think you'd frustrate him more by putting door handles all over the wall.

Why did Helen Keller fire her housekeeper?

She left the plunger in the toilet.

People used to be a lot more optimistic in the past, but things have taken quite a turn haven't they. The economy's uncertain, salaries are shrinking, jobs are dissipating. Morale is generally quite low nowadays.

If the elevator were invented today, it would be called the plunger.

What did Helen Keller’s parents do to punish her

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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There are three men named , Manners and shut up

got stuck in a toilet and Manners went to help and try and pull him out. Shut up decided he should buy a plunger from a hardware store to help get him out and drove off. Halfway there a policeman pulled him over for speeding and asked “what’s you name” Shut up said “Shut up” the policeman got a...

The police raided my house and found dynamite, wire and a detonator with a plunger

Eyes welling with tears, I begged, “PLEASE don’t press charges!”

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My girlfriend does not like that I debate and back my up.

Do you know where I can get a plunger?

One day there were three grave robbers searching through a graveyard in Central America

They came across an Ancient Mayan temple which had three doors. the first grave robber walker up to the first door and looked inside, he saw a black pedestal with nothing on it, and in the back of the room there were piles of gold and riches, so he walked in and grabbed a handful of gold, but as he ...

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So it is my anniversary

I couldn't think of what to get her...

But I finally settled on a plunger, because love bringing up old
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