What do men and plungers have in common?

They spend most of their lives in either a hardware store, or a bathroom.

The Netherlands has the highest number of toilet plungers per capita

Because their toilets are always getting clogged

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Got the wife a plunger for xmas...

Cause she loves to bring up old shit.

The police raided my house and found dynamite, wire and a detonator with a plunger

Eyes welling with tears, I begged, “PLEASE don’t press charges!”

How do you surprise a blind guy?

You leave the plunger in the toilet

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity

Granny forgot to remove the plunger.

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My girlfriend is like a plunger

Always bringing up old shit!

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I came home to find candle light in my dining table,my favourite meatloaf in the oven and my wife dressed up in lingerie

She came close to me and whispered " I shaved my vagina . Do you know what that means ?"

"Oh fuck , you clogged the drains again! Where is the plunger? "

A condom is like a plunger

You never know when you will need it but it's great to have just in case.

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I hate using a plunger...

they work the shit out of me.

People used to be a lot more optimistic in the past, but things have taken quite a turn haven't they. The economy's uncertain, salaries are shrinking, jobs are dissipating. Morale is generally quite low nowadays.

If the elevator were invented today, it would be called the plunger.

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Two friends, Bob and Sam, are bored are sitting around the house. Bob asks Sam do you want to play a game?

**NOTE: This joke only really works in person and told to a group of people. **

Sam says "Ok, what's the game?"

Bob replies, "I'll blind fold you and put something up your butt and you have to guess what it is."

Sam hesitantly says, "umm ok" and puts a blind fold on and drops h...

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her as a kid?

*They left the plunger IN the toilet*

A few Helen Keller jokes. Feel free to add your own!

1. "Did you know Helen Keller had a really fancy doll house?"
"Neither did she.

2. "Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?"
"You would too if your name was BALLRUGEKLHEBSKLH!"

3. "How do you punish Helen Keller?"
"Rearrange the furniture and keep a plunger in the toilet."

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Hellen Keller Jokes

What's long and black?
every day

How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity?
Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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