There was an election amongst the elements of the periodic table and Iron voted for Zinc...

... because Zinc was able to galvanize Iron.

I think pennies are made of copper and zinc

But that’s just my two cents

A student asks his chemistry teacher

Student: Do we get zinc sulfate when zinc reacts with sulfate?

Teacher: I zinc SO

What did Zinc do when Magnesium knocked on his door?

Vitamin

I asked my girlfriend if she thought chemistry jokes are funny...

...she said" I don't zinc so"

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Are you made from Na, selenium and xenon?

Because you are sodium SeXe.

What kind of metal was the Titanic made out of?

Zinc

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Chemistry Puns

What do you do with a dying chemist? If you can't helium, you might as well barium. That joke was quite the knee-slapper, wasn't it. I certainly slapped my neon that one. It was just so-dium funny. Why do chemists like high altitudes? The views arsenic. If you're not laughing yet, don't worry. I'm o...

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