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Aztec Jokes

Never date an Aztec priest.

They’ll steal your heart.

What do the Aztecs put on their Sandwiches?

Mayannaise

What was the motto of the Aztecs?

Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything.

Pick up line.

Hey girl, are you an Aztec?
Cos you just stole my heart.

To the many that have been ritually sacrificed by Aztec kings...

My heart goes out to you.

Why did the Aztec owl not know what the other two owls were saying to each other?

They were Inca hoots

"I've made a lot of sacrifices to get to where I am today,"

said the Aztec high priest.

Say what you want about the Aztecs

... they sacrificed a lot!

Did you know Oxford university was founded before the Aztec Empire?

That explains the sacrifices my parents had to make to pay my tuition

What did the Cherokee say when the Aztec turned out to be lying?

Inuit.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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