What did the Cherokee say when the Aztec turned out to be lying?


Why did the Aztec owl not know what the other two owls were saying to each other?

They were Inca hoots

Never date an Aztec priest.

They’ll steal your heart.

What was the motto of the Aztecs?

Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?


Did you know Oxford university was founded before the Aztec Empire?

That explains the sacrifices my parents had to make to pay my tuition

To all the people who've been ritually sacrificed by Aztec kings...

My heart goes out to you

Pick up line.

Hey girl, are you an Aztec?
Cos you just stole my heart.

"I've made a lot of sacrifices to get to where I am today,"

said the Aztec high priest.

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