Never date an Aztec priest.

They’ll steal your heart.

Why did the Aztec owl not know what the other two owls were saying to each other?

They were Inca hoots

To the many that have been ritually sacrificed by Aztec kings...

My heart goes out to you.

What did the Cherokee say when the Aztec turned out to be lying?


What was the motto of the Aztecs?

Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything.

Did you know Oxford university was founded before the Aztec Empire?

That explains the sacrifices my parents had to make to pay my tuition

Pick up line.

Hey girl, are you an Aztec?
Cos you just stole my heart.

"I've made a lot of sacrifices to get to where I am today,"

said the Aztec high priest.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?


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