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Jalapeno Jokes

Why did the jalapeno put on a sweater?

Because he was a little chile

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a 5 gallon jug filled with $20 bills...

He sits at the bar and asks the bartender about it. The bartender replies,

"It's the $20 challenge. You put a $20 into the jar, complete a set of three challenges, and if you win you take home the entire jar!"

The man looked at it and asked what the challenges were, because that much m...

Why was the baby jalapeno shivering?

He was a little chili.

What do angry peppers do??

They get jalapeno face!!

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How about instead of law and order there’s a show called law and hors d’oeuvres

and Ice-T says “we found deviled eggs and jalapeno poppers in the victim’s anal cavity”

What does a nosey pepper do?

It gets Jalapeno business!

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What do you call a person who is half Japanese and half philipino?

A Jalapeno

The anti-phonetic alphabet

I've been making a list for months of words that can be used to deliberately confuse people over the phone when phonetically reading out letters. Some letters like L are tough so I just added funny words to say.

A - aisle

B - bdellium

C - czar

D - Djibouti, Django, djemb...

Why are waiters in Mexican restaurants so nosy?

Because they get jalapeno business!

Why didn't the peppers want to start a company?

They didn't want to be jalapeno business.

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life is NOT like a box of chocolates.

its more like a jar of jalapenos: what you do today can burn your ass tomorrow.

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Ten Thoughts

Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a...

3 in 1 QA jokes

Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator

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