Why did the jalapeno put on a sweater?

Because he was a little chile

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I watched porno of two jalapenos getting it on

They were fucking hot

Why was the baby jalapeno shivering?

He was a little chili.

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How about instead of law and order there’s a show called law and hors d’oeuvres

and Ice-T says “we found deviled eggs and jalapeno poppers in the victim’s anal cavity”

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeno business!

The anti-phonetic alphabet

I've been making a list for months of words that can be used to deliberately confuse people over the phone when phonetically reading out letters. Some letters like L are tough so I just added funny words to say.

A - aisle

B - bdellium

C - czar

D - Djibouti, Django, djemb...

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What do you call a person who is half Japanese and half philipino?

A Jalapeno

Why didn't the peppers want to start a company?

They didn't want to be jalapeno business.

A green pepper and a mushroom were baking on a pizza...

The Green Pepper starts ranting. "I don't like it," he said. "It used to be that people only put green peppers on pizza. Now there's banana peppers, red peppers, crushed red pepper... It's not right. Only green peppers should be on a pizza."

The Mushroom, having heard this nonsense before, wa...

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Ten Thoughts

Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a...

Why are hot peppers so nosey?

cause they're jalapeno business

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