Jalapeno Jokes - 12 Hilarious Jalapeno Jokes

Why did the jalapeno put on a sweater?

Because he was a little chile

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

What do angry peppers do??

They get jalapeno face!!

Why was the baby jalapeno shivering?

He was a little chili.

What does a nosey pepper do?

It gets Jalapeno business!

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What do you call a person who is half Japanese and half philipino?

A Jalapeno

The anti-phonetic alphabet

I've been making a list for months of words that can be used to deliberately confuse people over the phone when phonetically reading out letters. Some letters like L are tough so I just added funny words to say.

A - aisle

B - bdellium

C - czar

D - Djibouti, Django, djemb...

Why are waiters in Mexican restaurants so nosy?

Because they get jalapeno business!

Why didn't the peppers want to start a company?

They didn't want to be jalapeno business.

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life is NOT like a box of chocolates.

its more like a jar of jalapenos: what you do today can burn your tomorrow.

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Ten Thoughts

Number 10 Life is transmitted.

Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and . If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a...

3 in 1 QA jokes

Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator

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