Go Forward Jokes - 6 Hilarious Go Forward Jokes

Voting is a lot like driving

To go backwards, choose “R”.

To go forward, choose “D”.

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There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.

Their next car is Elon gated.

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The loan officer approved my plan to go forward and take out a mortgage for the horse farm I've been looking at.

He called it a stable investment.

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Just a quick note to my American cousins. Voting is like driving a car....

'D' to go forward.

'R' to go reverse.

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why do scuba divers go in the water backwards?

because if they go forward they would fall inside the boat.

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The Scientific Method

A scientist was demonstrating his latest research to a group of scientists at a science symposium. He had trained a spider to follow voice commands.
"Spider, go forward"
The spider began walking on the table.
"Spider, go left"
The spider turned left.
"Spider, go right"
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