There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.

Their next car is Elon gated.

The loan officer approved my plan to go forward and take out a mortgage for the horse farm I've been looking at.

He called it a stable investment.

Just a quick note to my American cousins. Voting is like driving a car....

'D' to go forward.

'R' to go reverse.

Hindi joke translated

Me to a friend: You will go forward in life

Friend: Thanks

Me: Because wherever you will go, everyone will say, “I don’t have change please go forward”

why do scuba divers go in the water backwards?

because if they go forward they would fall inside the boat.

A man has been in a relationship with his girlfriend for over a year and a half

One day, however, one of his friends notices that he seems down.

"Are you okay buddy? You look like something's bugging you."

"Ah, yeah, well, it's this," he says shakily as he hands his friend a diary, which was opened to the latest page. The entry reads
"I'm going to marry her som...

A man wants to buy a horse (long)

So he finds the man who owns the horse. The owner takes him to the stable. The buyer asks to take the horse for a test ride.

 

"Okay," says the owner. "But I'm a retired church pastor. The horse will only go forward if you say, 'Praise the lord.' He will only stop moving if yo...

The Scientific Method

A scientist was demonstrating his latest research to a group of scientists at a science symposium. He had trained a spider to follow voice commands.
"Spider, go forward"
The spider began walking on the table.
"Spider, go left"
The spider turned left.
"Spider, go right"
...

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