My 6-year-old wrote a timely coronavirus joke

What did the coronavirus say to the broccoli?


"Let's be friends", because we're both bad things.

Johhny Carson 1973 timely joke

"There is an acute shortage of toilet paper in the good old United States."

Mrs. Olson walks in (Coffee Commercial Icon) with her shopping and says: "forget the coffee just give me the shopping bag."

What do you call a communications engineer who is timely but sucks at their job?

Someone who makes dead lines.

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A timely joke

All of the college students were sent home due to the pandemic, but their classes continued online. Two friends were working together on their group project from their respective homes in New York (Mike) and California (Tony).

Mike: hey man, we missed the deadline to submit the group report, ...

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