A river valley was flooding fast. A TV news bulletin warned residents to get to higher ground. But as everyone was evacuating, a smug Evangelist stood his ground and declared "I will pray to God to deliver me from this disaster!"
So he prayed.
Some time went by and the floodwaters ro...
My 6-year-old wrote a timely coronavirus joke
What did the coronavirus say to the broccoli?
"Let's be friends", because we're both bad things.