Timely Jokes - 4 Hilarious Timely Jokes

A joke I rewrote to make it timely... What do you get if you cross a Russian dictator and a Russian oligarch?

Killed. You get killed.

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My 6-year-old wrote a timely coronavirus joke

What did the coronavirus say to the broccoli?

"Let's be friends", because we're both bad things.

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An old but timely parable / joke for our times

A river valley was flooding fast. A TV news bulletin warned residents to get to higher ground. But as everyone was evacuating, a smug Evangelist stood his ground and declared "I will pray to God to deliver me from this disaster!"

So he prayed.

Some time went by and the floodwaters ro...

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What do you call a communications engineer who is timely but sucks at their job?

Someone who makes dead lines.

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