Timeout Jokes

"GO TO YOUR ROOM AND TAKE A FUCKING BREATHER!"

Twins, Johnny and Billy are turning 13 next week and so they were discussing growing up.

“Since we are gonna be grown up now we should be able to curse”

Johnny says “Ok Billy you say Shit and I’ll say Ass.”

So they head downstairs for breakfast ready for the day.

Their M... read more

The trains just chugging along and stops at the first station.
Little Jimmy says “Welcome to station one! Mothafuckas getting off, get off. Mothafuckas stayin on, stay on”
Jimmys mom hears from the kitchen, comes and yells at him, “JIMMY! If I hear you talk like that again you’ll go in timeou... read more

Chigga chigga chigga chigga hoot hoot. "The train has reached the station, all you mother fuckers getting on, get on and all you bastards getting off, get off.

Johnnys mom rushes out and yells at Johnny for his bad language and gives him a 5 min timeout.

6 minutes later she hears ... read more

Teacher: Next week, we have a field trip to travel to Uranus.

Kid: Myanus?

Teacher: No... You're traveling to timeout for field trip.

Two brothers, 7 and 5, decide one evening that they are getting older, and it's time they learned to swear. The older brother says that he will work on "Damn" and the younger brother agrees to refine his usage of "Ass".

The next morning, the brothers come down the stairs and their mother asks... read more

A six-year-old goes to school and his homework was to go ask his family for the first 5 letters of the alphabet. he goes home. he asks his mom who was taking a nap what is the first letter of the alphabet

the mom says "shut up I'm tired" .he makes a not in his mind about it

he then goe... read more

and he lands it and exclaims in his pilot voice, "All you fucking people that want to get off, get off. All you fucking people that want to get on, get on.
The plane then takes off again, and is making some laps around the yard. Little Johnny then lands the plane next to the kitchen window, which... read more