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Go Ballistic Jokes

I used to have a teacher called Miss Aisle.

If you upset her even slightly, she would go ballistic.

What did the gun say to the bullet?

Go ballistic!

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Vladamir Putin, Hitler , and Kim Jong Un all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it's for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next up, Hitler ca...

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A guy gets drunk and throws up on himself...again.

He's distraught about it because he knows his wife is going to go ballistic, and he's scared to go home. His friend at the bar says, "Relax, I have a solution."

"What's the solution?" the drunk asks.

"Here's what you do," says the friend. "Take a ten dollar bill and put it in your shir...

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Three men stand before the heavens gate...

Petrus comes out with a hangover and says:,, Guys im really not in the mood for that shit please come back tomorrow.'' The three men protest and after a long disussion Petrus finally gives in and says: Ok, if you tell me the story how you died and i find it funny yu can come in.'' The first man star...

Stevie Wonder is in China for a concert...

Stevie Wonder is playing his 1st gig in China and the place is packed to the rafters.
In a bid to break the ice he asks if anyone has a request.
One chap jumps out of his seat in the 1st row and shouts at the top of his voice "Play a jazz chord ! Play a jazz chord!"
Amazed that this guy kno...

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