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I like to go around to construction sites and give out handjobs.

A Jack off all trades.

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Why do women's prisons give out tampons on release day?

Because all sentences should end with a period.

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They give out Viagra in retirement homes.

It keeps the old men from rolling off the bed.

Why don’t frogs give out parking tickets?

Because they already toad ya!

I don't trust a teacher who reviews every single piece of homework they give out

I think they're mass-grading as someone else.

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What bees give out milk?

BooBees

What did the Mongolians give out for Halloween?

Khandy

A lawyer, a priest, and a programmer are driving down a mountain when their brakes give out...

They all start screaming as the car goes faster and faster, and they start barreling around the curves. Somehow they make it to the bottom, safe and sound. They all pile out of the car as quickly as they can.

The lawyer angrily says "We should sue the manufacturer!"

The priest falls to...

President Joe Biden announced that he would give a free bottle of Bud Light to anyone who got a vaccine.

Not to be outdone, the next day, the President Obrador of Mexico announced that he would give a bottle of Corona to anyone who got a vaccine.

The day after, the President Higgins of Ireland announced that he'd be giving out free bottles of water.

Biden and Obrador were confused and gav...

what is something you can give out as a Christmas gift but still able to keep it at the same time?

flu

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