I heard that Gurudwaras give out free meals

After staying a while and eating too much Indian food, I'm starting to feel a little Sikh.

Why don’t frogs give out parking tickets?

Because they already toad ya!

A lawyer, a priest, and a programmer are driving down a mountain when their brakes give out...

They all start screaming as the car goes faster and faster, and they start barreling around the curves. Somehow they make it to the bottom, safe and sound. They all pile out of the car as quickly as they can.

The lawyer angrily says "We should sue the manufacturer!"

The priest falls to...

what is something you can give out as a Christmas gift but still able to keep it at the same time?

flu

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Why do women's prisons give out tampons on release day?

Because all sentences should end with a period.

What did the Mongolians give out for Halloween?

Khandy

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Did you know they give out Viagra at nursing homes?

It stops the patients rolling out of bed.

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What bees give out milk?

BooBees

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A peasant goes to the lord of the land...

A peasant goes to the lord of the land and says

"My lord, if us peasants don't get any new livestock soon, we will be forced to revolt!"

The Lord replies

"We'll give out free roosters then!"

The peasant then asks

"How many roosters should each man get?"

The...

As the world’s population swelled over the past few decades, Santa’s sleigh got heavier and heavier, requiring more reindeer to pull it.

Santa hired two new reindeer as crew, Lee and Franklin.

As part of their new hire training both Lee and Franklin go through a lot of physical training, navigational training, as well as a list of things that is to be packed on the sleigh.

Franklin is going through the list of banned it...

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