What does George Lucas look for when rating a university’s sports program?
He makes sure there are two D2 teams.
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Droids claim they were molested by George Lucas during filming for Star Wars...
#R2MeToo
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George Takei, George Clooney, George Lucas, and George R.R. Martin decided to have a barbecue.
They named their little get-together the "George" Four-Man Grill.
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George Lucas announced that he'd like to make several changes to The Phantom Menace.
But I say let's let Qui-gons be Qui-gons.
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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
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When James Earl Jones auditioned for Darth Vader, George Lucas told him he had to have a Mid-Atlantic accent.
So, he went and bought a scuba air tank, and the rest is history.
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Disney have brought out a range of George Lucas dolls, complete with realistic features.
They keep selling out.
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After Peter Jackson’s successful launch of World War 1 documentary They Will Not Grow, George Lucas has announced he is making a documentary of World War 2 with remastered footage.
Spoiler: France invades first.
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At school, a teacher is teaching little kids Mathematics.
At school, a teacher is teaching little kids Mathematics. She says: "Does anybody of you already know how to count? For example you, what's your name?" "My name is George Lucas. Yes, I know how to count." "Please show me." "Four, five, six, one two, three."
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What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?
George Lucas.
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