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Academy Awards Jokes

The Ninety-Second Academy Awards

Sure seemed like the show was longer than that.

After the iceberg collision, the captain of the Titanic gathers the crew and tells them "I have bad news and good news."

"The bad news is that our ship has began to sink.

The good news is that we shall win eleven Academy Awards."

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