Geologists Jokes - 19 Hilarious Geologists Jokes

Why do geologists make such good friends?

Because they’re gneiss

My ex should be a geologist

She keeps on digging up the past

I really admire geologists.

They leave no stone unturned.

Why are geologists so good at getting laid?

They know the best dating techniques.

Hey geologists, I'm having a party...

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

What do geologists and Bon Jovi have in common?

They're both into rock.

What's a geologists favorite song?

I wanna rock.

Geologists really love rocks....

...that's why they date them!

How do geologists get their rocks off?

By breaking them and staring at the resulting cleavage!

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What do you call it when a group of geologists have sex?

A Georgy.

I hate it when geologists explain the reasons behind earthquakes.

All that stupid faulty logic.

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

*Rock concerts.*

Why do geologists perform so well during intercourse?

They really know how to make bedrock.

Did you hear about the group of geologists?

They formed a Rock Band.

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

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Geologists may not always get along, but when the schist hits the fan...

Its coarse-grained, metamorphic layers can be split into thin irregular plates from the impact.

Anyone who doesn’t understand...

The difference between geologists and geographers really rock my world

What happens when you screw up

Biologist screws up:
Mutant virus

Physicist screws up:
Deadly black hole

Geologists screws up:
Rock on table is now rock on floor

Bad Dad Joke:

Q: Did you hear two University Geologists broke off their engagement?

A: the relationship was rocky from the start

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