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Herpetologist Jokes

Why are herpetologist the most inquisitive zoologists?

Because they axolotl questions.

How do you know when a herpetologist is really upset?

They're throwing a hissy fit.

TIL that a herpetologist studies diseased snakes, not diseased snakes

I've never put my pants back on that fast in my life

What's a pirate's favourite programming language?

R

What's an optometrist's favourite programming language?

C#

What's IKEA's favourite programming language?

Assembly

What's a herpetologist's favourite programming language?

Python

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Favorite bands

What’s an ornithologist’s favorite band? The Byrds

What’s a geologist’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones

What’s a herpetologist’s favorite band? The Turtles

What’s a vaccine developer’s favorite band? The Cure

What’s a pyromaniac’s favorite band? Arcade Fire

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