How do you know when a herpetologist is really upset?

They're throwing a hissy fit.

Why was the herpetologist bad in bed?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

TIL that a herpetologist studies diseased snakes, not diseased snakes

I've never put my pants back on that fast in my life

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