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How do you know when a herpetologist is really upset?

They're throwing a hissy fit.

TIL that a herpetologist studies diseased snakes, not diseased snakes

I've never put my pants back on that fast in my life

Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.

What's a pirate's favourite programming language?

R

What's an optometrist's favourite programming language?

C#

What's IKEA's favourite programming language?

Assembly

What's a herpetologist's favourite programming language?

Python

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