What do idiots on Twitter and a cartographer have in common?
A cartographer is asked to make a giant topographic map
He is very meticulous, agonizing over every little detail on the map. After months of work, he nervously presents it to his client, who says it's perfect and commissions another big project. As he leaves the meeting, the cartographer takes a deep breath, turns to his assistant, and says, "I was real...
Have you heard of the expert cartographer?
His skills are pretty legendary.
My cartographer wife was worried she'd lost some important topographical maps
We looked all morning trying to find them. We looked high and we looked low. Finally, when all hope was lost and she thought she was going to have to re-draw them from scratch, I found some maps in a desk drawer I hadn't checked. When I showed her what I'd found, she said 'Oh, that's a relief!'
An engineer, a mathematician, a cartographer and a philosopher have a contest...
An engineer, a mathematician, a cartographer and a philosopher have a contest. Whoever can fence off the largest area of land with only 100 meters of fence will win and prove their profession superior.
The engineer goes first, and using his expertise makes a square 25m by 25m for 625m^(2). Co...
Why did the cartographer get kicked out of map making club
He had a bad latitude