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Seismologist Jokes

Why does it suck being a seismologist?

It's all shift work and there's no stability.

Why should you never date a seismologist?

She is always looking for faults.

Why are seismologists so hard to get along with?

Because they're sensitive to a fault.

My ex wife was a Seismologist.

She was was great at finding faults.

I had to break up with my Seismologist girlfriend.

She kept pointing out all my faults.

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