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Palaeontologist Jokes

I’ve decided to launch a brand new dating app exclusively for Palaeontologists……..

I’m going to call it ‘Carbon Dating’

Why is the retired palaeontologist so lonely?

He’s always dating himself

I finally landed my dream job as a palaeontologist

It took years of studying and hard work, but I've never been happier.

As I excavated a new find from the ground, a mother and her young son passed by. She pointed at me and told him, "This is why you need to do well at school and get a good job, or else you'll spend the rest of your life digg...

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How do you confuse a palaeontologist?

Give them a used tampon and ask what period it's from.

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