I just got fired from my job as a palaeontologist because I didn't recognise a female Stegosaurus .
In my defence I'd only ever dug up Tyrannosaurus Rex, so I'd never seen herbivore.
I finally landed my dream job as a palaeontologist
It took years of studying and hard work, but I've never been happier.
As I excavated a new find from the ground, a mother and her young son passed by. She pointed at me and told him, "This is why you need to do well at school and get a good job, or else you'll spend the rest of your life digg...
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How do you confuse a palaeontologist?
Give them a used tampon and ask what period it's from.