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Oceanographer Jokes

Why should oceanographers be the Ones that report the news?

They’re always on top of current events!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I'm an oceanographer working at the Mariana trench.

I love my job but its starting to effect my sex life.

I'm under a lot of pressure at work.

It's hard to tell jokes to shoreline oceanographers

They always take things littorally.

The mad old King

Once upon a time there was a King who was quite mad, through and through.
So mad in fact, that he would kill every daughter his wife bore as he only wanted sons.
He lived in a huge castle right next to the sea.

The kingdom that this King ruled over stretched far and wide. All the good...

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