Why should oceanographers be the Ones that report the news?
They’re always on top of current events!
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I'm an oceanographer working at the Mariana trench.
I love my job but its starting to effect my sex life.
I'm under a lot of pressure at work.
It's hard to tell jokes to shoreline oceanographers
They always take things littorally.
The mad old King
Once upon a time there was a King who was quite mad, through and through. So mad in fact, that he would kill every daughter his wife bore as he only wanted sons. He lived in a huge castle right next to the sea.
The kingdom that this King ruled over stretched far and wide. All the good...