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Geology Jokes

This sub could do with more Geology jokes

No pressure.

Geology rocks

But geography is where it’s at!

Why was the Geology book Thick.

Because it was sedimentary.

so... about geology puns

So, right, geology puns need to hit ***hard*** , i suppose.. To make the jokes better you can add a ***layer*** into it, the delivery should be ***segmented*** and indicated to make it easier to understand the joke, you don't always need to fulfil this instruction tho, i mean we didn't need to do no...

Hey, are you into geology?

Because I wanna make your bedrock!

What does yo mama have in common with geology?

The love for crystal and rocks.

I demanded a refund for my geology course

It was very surface level.

What do geology and Alabama have in common?

Relative dating

Why are geology museums made of glass?

To keep people from throwing the rocks.

I used to be embarrassed by my geology fetish.

I started off stroking gravel but now I'm feeling a little boulder.

Some people hate geology jokes,

but I think they're pretty gneiss.

All the Geology majors at my university smoke a lot weed.

I guess you could say that they're all a bunch of stoners.

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I just got out of my Geology class.

We studied metamorphic rocks which was Gneiss.

I think geology is the most important field in science.

Sure, it has its faults, but on the hole, it's ground-breaking.

When Dwayne Johnson is studying his family history...

Is it called genealogy or geology?

My wife has only one problem: she can't tell the difference between Geology and Geography

Either way, she can still rock my world.

A high schooler told his geology teacher that..

"geology rocks!"

The teacher's response?

"that's Gneiss, but it's too bad you're so schist at it"

#\#rokt

Students are excited to attend the geology class at the local school.

They say it totally rocks.

It turns out that it really would be a good idea to add Trump's face to mount Rushmore because of geology.

It turns out the entire mountain is made of Schist.

Black Friday at the geology museum was great!

There were so many great shales!

I just found out that my geology professor passed away...

my sediments go out to his family

A former student of a Geology professor at a major University returned one day to give the professor a gift of a unique soil sample he had collected from a river while on a trip....

To which the professor replied, "I appreciate the sediment"

How do engineers pick a location for a hydropower dam?

They analyze the hydrology of several locations along the river, examine the geology of the underlying rock, determine the feasibility of bringing in materials and equipment, then they pick a spot that's a damsite better than the others.

Three College Graduates in McDonald's

Three recent college graduates met in McDonald's, and the engineering major said, "Did you see the new wind turbines going up on the east side of town? They had asked our class to run some stress studies during windstorms as an exercise".

"Yes", the geology graduate said, "They also contacte...

I really like rock puns.

They're something we shouldn't take for granite. I mean, they are pretty solid.

Let's just face it, geology rocks!


PS: I just hit rock bottom, didn't I?

I met my wife while we working at the same museum

I met my wife while we were working at the same museum. Our first date was in the geology section, the second in paleontology, and the rest was history.

What’s the difference between philosophy and eyeballing a picture of a rock?

One’s ideology, the other’s eyed-geology

What’s your favorite type of puns?

I don’t know about you, but I think geology puns rock.

My friend wants to study Dwayne Johnson’s biography and his ancestors....

Is he studying geneaology or geology?

What did the Pebbles say when they got clumped together?

I feel *boulder*!



Geology Jokes.

How physicists see other sciences:

Biology: squishy physics
Geology: slow physics
Computer Science: virtual physics
Psychology: people physics
Chemistry: impure physics
Math: physics minus the units

A brilliant scientist successfully creates a lifelike deer cyborg.

Dr. Holmes, after many years of biotechnological research, finally succeeded in his secret project, using funds diverted from his research grant. Because the project needed to be kept off the records, Dr. Holmes kept the deer at home.

The cyborg would grow and develop just as a normal fawn wo...

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Gus the Accountant

Gus has been doing accountancy for like 35 years and he's sick of it.

So Gus decides he wants some adventure in his life, so he's going to become a prospector.

Everyday he studies geology, he learns how to drive a big truck and operate an excavator and he starts selling up everything h...

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A man walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a tall building and has a seat on an empty stool next to a guy with glasses. Our guy orders a beer, looks to his barstool neighbor and makes eye contact, lifts his pint in a silent toast, and enjoys a healthy swig.

"You know," interrupts the guy with...

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