Some people hate geology jokes,

but I think they're pretty gneiss.

What do geology and history have in common?

It's always Europe's fault

Geology rocks, but geography is where it's at..

And geometry's a cute one too.

My friends say my geology jokes are lame

but I think they rock.

Students are excited to attend the geology class at the local school.

They say it totally rocks.

All the Geology majors at my university smoke a lot weed.

I guess you could say that they're all a bunch of stoners.

I used to be embarrassed by my geology fetish.

I started off stroking gravel but now I'm feeling a little boulder.

I just got out of my Geology class.

We studied metamorphic rocks which was Gneiss.

A high schooler told his geology teacher that..

"geology rocks!"

The teacher's response?

"that's Gneiss, but it's too bad you're so schist at it"

#\#rokt

Black Friday at the geology museum was great!

There were so many great shales!

I just found out that my geology professor passed away...

my sediments go out to his family

When Dwayne Johnson is studying his family history...

Is it called genealogy or geology?

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A man walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a tall building and has a seat on an empty stool next to a guy with glasses. Our guy orders a beer, looks to his barstool neighbor and makes eye contact, lifts his pint in a silent toast, and enjoys a healthy swig.

"You know," interrupts the guy with...

How physicists see other sciences:

Biology: squishy physics
Geology: slow physics
Computer Science: virtual physics
Psychology: people physics
Chemistry: impure physics
Math: physics minus the units