Geology rocks...

but geography is where its at.

It turns out that it really would be a good idea to add Trump's face to mount Rushmore because of geology.

It turns out the entire mountain is made of Schist.

I think geology is the most important field in science.

Sure, it has its faults, but on the hole, it's ground-breaking.

My wife has only one problem: she can't tell the difference between Geology and Geography

Either way, she can still rock my world.

A former student of a Geology professor at a major University returned one day to give the professor a gift of a unique soil sample he had collected from a river while on a trip....

To which the professor replied, "I appreciate the sediment"

I asked a friend of mine what he thought was the hardest college major

To which he replied:"Geology, because rocks are hard!"

A brilliant scientist successfully creates a lifelike deer cyborg.

Dr. Holmes, after many years of biotechnological research, finally succeeded in his secret project, using funds diverted from his research grant. Because the project needed to be kept off the records, Dr. Holmes kept the deer at home.

The cyborg would grow and develop just as a normal fawn wo...

Some people hate geology jokes,

but I think they're pretty gneiss.

What do geology and history have in common?

It's always Europe's fault

All the Geology majors at my university smoke a lot weed.

I guess you could say that they're all a bunch of stoners.

My friends say my geology jokes are lame

but I think they rock.

I used to be embarrassed by my geology fetish.

I started off stroking gravel but now I'm feeling a little boulder.

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I just got out of my Geology class.

We studied metamorphic rocks which was Gneiss.

Students are excited to attend the geology class at the local school.

They say it totally rocks.

A high schooler told his geology teacher that..

"geology rocks!"

The teacher's response?

"that's Gneiss, but it's too bad you're so schist at it"

#\#rokt

Welcome to the Geology Department

Have a gneiss day!

Black Friday at the geology museum was great!

There were so many great shales!

I just found out that my geology professor passed away...

my sediments go out to his family

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Gus the Accountant

Gus has been doing accountancy for like 35 years and he's sick of it.

So Gus decides he wants some adventure in his life, so he's going to become a prospector.

Everyday he studies geology, he learns how to drive a big truck and operate an excavator and he starts selling up everything h...

My friend wants to study Dwayne Johnson’s biography and his ancestors....

Is he studying geneaology or geology?

What’s the difference between philosophy and eyeballing a picture of a rock?

One’s ideology, the other’s eyed-geology

When Dwayne Johnson is studying his family history...

Is it called genealogy or geology?

What did the Pebbles say when they got clumped together?

I feel *boulder*!



Geology Jokes.

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A man walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a tall building and has a seat on an empty stool next to a guy with glasses. Our guy orders a beer, looks to his barstool neighbor and makes eye contact, lifts his pint in a silent toast, and enjoys a healthy swig.

"You know," interrupts the guy with...

How physicists see other sciences:

Biology: squishy physics
Geology: slow physics
Computer Science: virtual physics
Psychology: people physics
Chemistry: impure physics
Math: physics minus the units

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