Geology rocks,

but geography’s where it’s at.

My wife has only one problem: she can't tell the difference between Geology and Geography

Either way, she can still rock my world.

A former student of a Geology professor at a major University returned one day to give the professor a gift of a unique soil sample he had collected from a river while on a trip....

To which the professor replied, "I appreciate the sediment"

Some people hate geology jokes,

but I think they're pretty gneiss.

What do geology and history have in common?

It's always Europe's fault

My friends say my geology jokes are lame

but I think they rock.

All the Geology majors at my university smoke a lot weed.

I guess you could say that they're all a bunch of stoners.

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Gus the Accountant

Gus has been doing accountancy for like 35 years and he's sick of it.

So Gus decides he wants some adventure in his life, so he's going to become a prospector.

Everyday he studies geology, he learns how to drive a big truck and operate an excavator and he starts selling up everything h...

Students are excited to attend the geology class at the local school.

They say it totally rocks.

I used to be embarrassed by my geology fetish.

I started off stroking gravel but now I'm feeling a little boulder.

My friend wants to study Dwayne Johnson’s biography and his ancestors....

Is he studying geneaology or geology?

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I just got out of my Geology class.

We studied metamorphic rocks which was Gneiss.

What’s the difference between philosophy and eyeballing a picture of a rock?

One’s ideology, the other’s eyed-geology

What’s your favorite type of puns?

I don’t know about you, but I think geology puns rock.

A high schooler told his geology teacher that..

"geology rocks!"

The teacher's response?

"that's Gneiss, but it's too bad you're so schist at it"

#\#rokt

Welcome to the Geology Department

Have a gneiss day!

Black Friday at the geology museum was great!

There were so many great shales!

I just found out that my geology professor passed away...

my sediments go out to his family

Dwayne Johnson is studying his family history

Is that genealogy or geology?

What did the Pebbles say when they got clumped together?

I feel *boulder*!



Geology Jokes.

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A man walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a tall building and has a seat on an empty stool next to a guy with glasses. Our guy orders a beer, looks to his barstool neighbor and makes eye contact, lifts his pint in a silent toast, and enjoys a healthy swig.

"You know," interrupts the guy with...

How physicists see other sciences:

Biology: squishy physics
Geology: slow physics
Computer Science: virtual physics
Psychology: people physics
Chemistry: impure physics
Math: physics minus the units

Some sciences as per my high school nephew...

Geology: All hail the Rock!
Psychology: brainception
Genetics: Punett squares and percentages
Chemistry: what is water?
Biology: no math for the love of God
Physics: 1001 ways to throw things
Astronomy: the nerds of the science world

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