Geology Jokes

No pressure.

But geography is where it’s at!

Because I wanna make your bedrock!

Because it was sedimentary.

So, right, geology puns need to hit ***hard*** , i suppose.. To make the jokes better you can add a ***layer*** into it, the delivery should be ***segmented*** and indicated to make it easier to understand the joke, you don't always need to fulfil this instruction tho, i mean we didn't need to do no... read more

The love for crystal and rocks.

It was very surface level.

Relative dating

To keep people from throwing the rocks.

I started off stroking gravel but now I'm feeling a little boulder.

but I think they're pretty gneiss.

I guess you could say that they're all a bunch of stoners.

Sure, it has its faults, but on the hole, it's ground-breaking.

Is it called genealogy or geology?

Either way, she can still rock my world.

"geology rocks!"

The teacher's response?

"that's Gneiss, but it's too bad you're so schist at it"

#\#rokt

They say it totally rocks.

It turns out the entire mountain is made of Schist.

There were so many great shales!

my sediments go out to his family

To which the professor replied, "I appreciate the sediment"

They analyze the hydrology of several locations along the river, examine the geology of the underlying rock, determine the feasibility of bringing in materials and equipment, then they pick a spot that's a damsite better than the others.

Three recent college graduates met in McDonald's, and the engineering major said, "Did you see the new wind turbines going up on the east side of town? They had asked our class to run some stress studies during windstorms as an exercise".

"Yes", the geology graduate said, "They also contacte... read more

They're something we shouldn't take for granite. I mean, they are pretty solid.

Let's just face it, geology rocks!


PS: I just hit rock bottom, didn't I?

I met my wife while we were working at the same museum. Our first date was in the geology section, the second in paleontology, and the rest was history.

One’s ideology, the other’s eyed-geology

I don’t know about you, but I think geology puns rock.

Is he studying geneaology or geology?

I feel *boulder*!



Geology Jokes.

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Dr. Holmes, after many years of biotechnological research, finally succeeded in his secret project, using funds diverted from his research grant. Because the project needed to be kept off the records, Dr. Holmes kept the deer at home.

The cyborg would grow and develop just as a normal fawn wo... read more