Students are excited to attend the geology class at the local school.
They say it totally rocks.
All the Geology majors at my university smoke a lot weed.
I guess you could say that they're all a bunch of stoners.
I used to be embarrassed by my geology fetish.
I started off stroking gravel but now I'm feeling a little boulder.
I just got out of my Geology class.
We studied metamorphic rocks which was Gneiss.
A high schooler told his geology teacher that..
The teacher's response?
"that's Gneiss, but it's too bad you're so schist at it"
Welcome to the Geology Department
Have a gneiss day!
Black Friday at the geology museum was great!
There were so many great shales!
I just found out that my geology professor passed away...
my sediments go out to his family
Dwayne Johnson is studying his family history
Is that genealogy or geology?
What did the Pebbles say when they got clumped together?
I feel *boulder*!
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A man walks into a bar...
A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a tall building and has a seat on an empty stool next to a guy with glasses. Our guy orders a beer, looks to his barstool neighbor and makes eye contact, lifts his pint in a silent toast, and enjoys a healthy swig.
"You know," interrupts the guy with...
How physicists see other sciences:
Biology: squishy physics Geology: slow physics Computer Science: virtual physics Psychology: people physics Chemistry: impure physics Math: physics minus the units