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So, I have this friend who studied to become an egyptologist

The only way he can make a living is by becoming a PhD and teach others to become egyptologists.

As far as I'm concerned, it is a pyramid scheme.

Why did the Egyptologist cry?

Because he'd lost his mummy.

What did the Egyptologist name the very rare fart he discovered?

Toot Uncommon

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"A disappointing day" he admitted. "We found nothing of lasting value down there."

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