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What do you call someone who steals a fruit drink?

A smoothie criminal.

I have an addiction to snorting powdered fruit drink mix...

Anybody got a punch line?

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Today I learned the Nazis were instrumental in the creation of Tang and other powdered fruit drinks

But it didn't get far since Hitler hated the juice.

A man is relaxing at a bar

He is sitting at a bar, drinking, talking and having a good time. Suddenly, the bartender placed a huge fruit pitcher on one of the tables, as well as a bunch of cards with numbers on them. The man rushes over to the pitcher, grabs a cup and pours some fruit drink in it. Before he could finish, the ...

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