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Scarlett Johansson and some guy were the only survivors of a shipwreck.

They didn't know each other before the shipwreck, but he did know who she was...

At the beginning it was hard, but as time passed, this guy learnt how to provide food and shelter, he started taking care of her, and eventually she started caring about him... after all, there wasn't anybody els...

Potable water.

Only some people will get it.

What did the man say when his wife surprised him with three potable drinking reservoirs?

Well, well, well.

What did he say when one of them stopped working?

Oh, well.

What did he say when the other two flooded the yard?

Damn.

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