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Schnapps Jokes

Two elves are winding down in the North Pole bar after a long day of making toys.

After downing some shots of peppermint schnapps, the first elf says to the second, “That COVID outbreak in China has really messed up the toy production schedule. I don’t think Santa has ever pushed us so hard!”.

The second one added, “Yeah, things were so bad today that Rudolph and Blitzen...

I’ve just invented a new drink.

It’s has Irish whiskey, German schnapps, French cognac, English beer, and American bourbon.

I call it the Titonic.

While it sounds strange, add ice and it goes down quickly.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Uncle Fritz

Jim and Joanne were finally going to tie the knot. They planned everything out, reserved the chapel and the reception hall, and wrote out their guest list. As they were finalizing the seating chart, Jim looked at Joanne and said, "Honey, I know you aren't going to like this, but we are going to have...

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