I'd like a liqueur that comes with a brief explanation.

One Schnappsis, coming right up.

Confessional box joke, v funny pls do read

A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church.

He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There’s a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photog...

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Underage kid walks up to a wasted bum passed out in an alley...

Kid nudges the bum with his shoe and the old man turns on his back and squints up at the kid. "Yeah?" The bum asks.

Kid says, "I'll give you a beer if you buy me a six."

Old guy agrees and stumbling out the liqueur store he gives the kid five beers. A bit later the kid come back and t...

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What do illegal casinos and sex have in common?

Liqueur at the front.

Poker in the back.

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Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson are drinking in a bar

It's the final day of filming on Jumanji, and Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson have gone to a bar to celebrate.

The big ex-wrestler figures his diminutive colleague won't be able to keep up with him in the drinking stakes, so is surprised to find that when last orders are called, Hart has kept p...

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Picture the scene, it is 1915 and the Great War is raging in Europe.

The war brought forward many brave fighting units and among those there were none so brave as the aviators of the French Flying Corps. Every weekend these modern day gladiators would fly to Paris and install themselves in the Grand Hotel. The locals, particularly the young ladies, would be desperate...

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A man is helping his daughter with a history paper

A man is helping his daughter with a history paper, when suddenly she asks: "Hey dad, can you tell me about 2016?"

Father: "Oh honey, are you sure you want to write about that?"

Daughter: "Yes! Nobody seems to want to write about it for some reason."

Father: "Well, if you insist...

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