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First Period Jokes

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Jenny gets her first period

Jenny gets her first period in the middle of class. Flustered and thinking her parents would be the best to tell her, the teacher sends her home.

While walking across a bridge crying, she comes across a boy who has skipped school.

Curious, he asks why she's crying.

"Oh, Johnny, ...

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Crystal had her first period...

Crystal had her first period when she was alone at home and didn't knew what to do.

So, Cristal remembered that her friend, Johnny had a sister and went to his home.

When she arrived, she asks:

Hi Johnny, is your sister at home?

No, Crystal, why? you hardly speak to her. ...

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Jane gets her very first periods...

and has no idea what's going on. She meets her friend John and tells him about the problem.
He asks to take a look.

After a minute of watching under her skirt he says: "Well, I'm not a doctor but it seems that you've got your dick ripped off."

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My sister had her first period.

She's doing a bloody good job in English class.

R. Kelly had a chance to be a professional hockey player

But he doesn't like to score after the first period

I remember my first period...

I was in kindergarten, and while I was writing, my teacher told me to put a little dot at the end of my sentence.

What do you call it when a gamer girl has her first period...

...First blood

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My daughter's teacher just called me to say she was late today and missed first period.

I thought, "what a shitty way to congratulate me on becoming a grandparent!"

My daughter felt really grown up watching Turning Red.

It was her first period film.

When is a pedofiles favorite part of a hockey game?

Before first period

High school guys be dating middle schoolers but are late to class

Like bro, your worrying about the wrong first period.

A pregnant lady.

A lady who was pregnant with triplets was walking down the street one night and got robbed. She refused to give the robber any money so she was shot 3 times in the stomach. Miraculously she and all three children survived. She eventually have birth to two females and one male.

14 years later,...

What's the difference between a Toronto Maple Leafs fan and a 14-year old girl?

Nothing. They are both just waiting for the first period to be over.

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A young girl becomes a woman

And has her first period. She has no idea what's going and is a little freaked out. So she goes to her best friend Johnny and says "Johnny, something really weird is going on. I have no idea what's wrong!" Johnny says "Alright let me take a look."

So the girl drops her undies, pulls her ski...

Man walks into a bar with his dog...

He sits down at the bar and orders a drink and starts watching the hockey game on tv. Half way through the first period, Toronto scores a goal, the dog gets up and goes nuts, then lays back down. Start of the second period, Toronto scores a second goal. Again, the dog gets up, goes nuts and lays bac...

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